From: ozzyfaq@hotmail.com
Newsgroups: alt.music.ozzy, alt.music.black-sabbath
Subject: The 2005 Osbourne FAQ and Biography
Summary: Everything you ever wanted to know on The Osbournes

Archive-name: music/ozzy-osbourne-faq
Posting-Frequency: every 30 days
Last-modified: September 2005
Version: September 2005


The 2005 Complete Ozzy Osbourne Biography/FAQ

The *LARGEST* source of info on Ozzy on the Internet

After three years this FAQ is updated again!

Current Update: September 1, 2005
Written By: Mike (ozzyfaq@hotmail.com)


-----------------------------------------------------------------------                                 
Disclaimer
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
This article is provided as is without any express or implied 
warranties. While every effort has been taken to ensure the accuracy of 
the information contained in this article, the author, maintainer, 
contributors assume(s) no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for 
damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.

There are discrepancies in certain dates depending on which source is 
used. Iıve attempted to make this the most complete and accurate source 
of information on Ozzy Osbourne. I believe Iıve succeeded.

This FAQ is protected free speech.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------                                
Author's Note
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Most web pages, which offer you information on Ozzy Osbourne, are 
sketchy. Other pages are never updated and remain the same for over a 
year. Even the commercial pages can't beat the pages run by Ozzy fans. 
This text file is without a doubt the largest source of information 
available on Ozzy, which can be found on the Internet.

This file may be freely distributed in all forms, or put on your web 
page, providing the contents are not changed, though I doubt much would
happen even if you did :)

Itıs sad but true that the only way internet users are able to have any 
contact with the members of Black Sabbath is to throw up a web page and 
jump into bed with the record companies. If you put up a web page then 
the marketing team will offer you items to give away and youıll be able 
to phone them for the latest news. This has always been a solo effort 
and will remain so, with no benefits handed to me.

I welcome any suggestions, corrections or complaints you may have.

I have been asked if it is acceptable to use this FAQ. The answer, as 
stated above, is YES. The only condition is that you DON'T MODIFY THE 
FILE OR REMOVE THE CREDITS.

The majority of people may not share my opinions - or they may.
But they are mine to make and mine alone. I enjoy his music so feel
free to enjoy this biography.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------                                
Table Of Contents
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
* = UPDATED September 1, 2005

THE EARLY YEARS

[1.0] Introduction
* [1.1] What was Ozzy's childhood like?
[1.2] How did Ozzy start his music career?
* [1.3] Who was Jim Simpson? (Manager Number One)
* [1.4] Who was Earth/Black Sabbath?
* [1.5] How Black Sabbath came to be?
[1.6] Paranoia
* [1.7] An act of SABOTAGE?
[1.8] Manager Number Two
* [1.9] When and how did Ozzy leave Black Sabbath?

THE SOLO YEARS

* [2.0] Randy Rhoads
 [2.1] What the hell is this about biting a bat? (Diary of a Madman)
* [2.2] When and how did Randy Rhoads die?
* [2.3] What is this about a dove?
[2.4] Wife as Manager/Speak of the Devil
[2.5] Suicide Solution
[2.6] Bark at the Moon
[2.7] The Ultimate Disaster
[2.8] No Rest for the Wicked
[2.9] No More Beers
[2.10] Ozzmosis
[2.11] Why did Zakk leave Ozzy?
* [2.11b] Ozzfest
[2.12] Of Priests and Devils
* [2.13] Will there ever be a reunion?
* [2.14] After Ozzmosis/Ozzfest

FAMILY

* [2.15] The Osbournes (2002-2003)
* [2.16] Kelly
* [2.17] Jack
* [2.18] Aimee
NEW * [2.19] Louis
* [2.20] Who is Robert Marcato?
* [2.21] The Family
* [2.22] Money, money, money
NEW [2.23] Kerslake and Daisley

2004-2005

[2.24] Continuing

INFORMATION
===========

Updated Soon [3.0] Ozzy Album Discography
Updated Soon [3.1] Rare/B-sides/etc.
* [3.2] Song Definitions
* [3.3] Did You Know?
[3.4] Tattoos
* [3.5] Milestones
* [3.6] Questions
* [3.7] Quotations
* [3.8] Fan Club Info
* [3.9] Ozzy and Black Sabbath books
* [3.10] Ozzy's Movie Career
* [3.11] Where are they now?

CONCLUSION
==========

* [4.0] Closing Remarks
* [4.1] Credits


-----------------------------------------------------------------------                              
1.0 INTRODUCTION
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

1968
====
In a small German club, a band by the name of "Earth" is up on the 
stage. The audience is ignoring the band as audiences typically do.
The lead singer, Ozzy, decides to get their attention. He goes back to 
the dressing room, unnoticed by the audience. Backstage, he coats his 
hands, face and feet with purple paint. He returns to the stage and then 
screams at the audience. The audience remains oblivious to this purple 
man screaming at them. The band resigns themselves to the fact that the 
audience is just not going to pay them any attention.

Present day
===========

Ask someone if they have heard of Celine Dion or Tom
Cochrane, and even if their answer is no, they have most likely heard 
about Ozzy Osbourne or Black Sabbath. Since his debut in the late 60's 
as a blues/rock singer, this man has had a worldwide impact on the music 
scene.

You may think of him as a drugged out lunatic who sacrifices animals and 
eats dead frogs for supper while worshiping Satan with dead bodies 
around him. This is of course complete and utter nonsense... I have 
never heard of him using more than one dead body. :)

The most common stories are the beheading of the bat, wasn't there 
something about a dove?, and what was that about the Alamo? From his 
childhood right on up to his current Ozzmosis album, this file will 
attempt to explain it all.

At the age of 57, this man still has the mind, and at times, the body of 
a 22 year old. His records still continue to sell and make it to the
charts, his concerts sell out within minutes, all this despite his never 
having followed any given 'trend' as a lot of music groups try to do 
today. When Britney Spears is 48, do you think she will still have sell 
out concerts?

With the introduction of The Osbournes on MTV, a new younger generation 
of Ozzy fans is heading to the internet, exposed to the singer in a new 
light. The newsgroup has never so much activity. Unfortunately most of 
it comes from young people who have no ability to express themselves 
without the use of profanity.

"When I left school I wanted to become a plumber. When I heard the 
Beatles I wanted to become a Beatle" ...Ozzy


-----------------------------------------------------------------------                     
1.1 What was Ozzy's childhood like?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"It doesn't give me a very good reflection about the state of crime in 
the country.²
Ozzy, former thief, on his English home being broken into

The year was 1948 and John Michael Osbourne was born on December 3rd in
the industrial town of Birmingham, England to Jack and Lillian Osbourne. 
John was the fourth of six children (2 brothers, Paul and Tony) and 3 
sisters (Jean, Iris and Gillian) in a small two bedroom home at 14 Lodge 
Road in Aston, England. Needless to say the house was more than a little 
crowded.

Ozzy's father worked nights in a steel plant while his mother worked 
days in the Lucas car plant assembling electrical circuits. His family 
was in poor financial shape with no money, no car and little food. Ozzy 
says his childhood consisted of one pair of shoes, one pair of socks, no 
underwear, one pair of pants and one jacket. There would be a bucket at 
the end of the bed to urinate in, which sat there for months. Their beds 
never had clean sheets, and sometimes they used overcoats as bed sheets.

Ozzy was beaten quite a bit by his father; most of it was deserved for
stunts like trying to kill his siblings. (Ed: While I don't condone the
beating of a child, I also don't think one should attempt to kill one's
siblings either. Take the above comment with this in mind.)

One day Ozzy's friends gave his brother a used condom and told him it 
was a balloon. His brother went into the house with the condom blown up, 
and his father washed his mouth out with soap.

In his spare time, Ozzy would watch television. He liked shows such as
"I love Lucy", "Lassie" and "Roy Rogers". This was the lifestyle of
Birmingham, a time where you went to work all day and then to the pub to 
drink and play darts until deciding to stagger home. For the Osbourne 
family, life was no different. It was all work and little time to enjoy 
the finer moments in life. While the Beatles were singing about flower 
power and loving one another, the people of Birmingham simply had to 
take a good look around them to see the reality of the world: it was 
hard. Life was no different for the Osbourne family.

While attending school at King Edward VI on Frederick Road, the other 
students called John, "Ozzie" or "Oz-brain" with respect to his last 
name. Quite the rebel, Ozzy did however take part in various school 
opera-plays such as H.M.S. Pinafore, The Mikado and The Pirates of 
Penzance. There was one student at school named Tony Iommi whom Ozzy did 
not get along with. Tony and John were from two different crowds and 
there was no love lost between the two. Tony and his mates would make 
fun of Ozzy's high voice and compared his singing to that of girls. The 
two of them would later reunite later on under totally different 
circumstances.

Ozzy did not do particularly well in school and wanted to get out as 
soon as he could. When asked on a school survey what his ambition was, 
he wrote that he wanted to become a plumber. This was not to happen 
however. Ozzy was kicked out from school. His parents argued often, and 
the main issue was their lack of money. Ozzy decided that he could fix 
this if he could go out and get a job. So at the age of 15, Ozzy took 
his first job as a plumber's assistant. He proceeded to cut the end of 
his thumb off, and it had to be reattached. He still bears a scar.

His second job was as a toolmaker's apprentice. Ozzy then went on to
work in a slaughterhouse in Digbeth for two years, killing cows. Perhaps 
this influenced his musical style, I do not know. Other jobs included an 
auto mechanic, house painter and even two weeks at a mortuary. His first 
musical job was working in the Lucas electrical plant tuning car horns.

He later said, "I liked heavy metal better because it was louder".

Ozzy did not care for working for other people so he decided to try  
crime instead. He once tried stealing a 24-inch television set. Balanced 
on top of a wall with it, and trying to keep his balance, he fell off 
with the television landing on top of him. He did some more break and 
enters but used a pair of gloves with the fingers cut off. Naturally he 
was caught.

Ozzy also broke into his 63 year old neighborıs home. It would be many 
years later, in 2004 that this act would be repaid to him.

Caught breaking into Sarah Clarke's clothes shop while trying to steal 
sweaters, Ozzy served six weeks of a three-month sentence at 
Birmingham's Winson Green Prison. His father refused to pay the £40 
fine.
 
While incarcerated there, Ozzy tattooed the now famous letters O-Z-Z-Y 
on his left knuckles and happy faces on his knees using sewing needle 
and a graphite slab. One happy face can be seen on his left knee on the 
"Diary of a Madman" album cover. He would later be put in jail again for 
punching a police officer in the mouth.

Shortly after his release from prison for burglary, Ozzy wound up in the 
hospital on glucose for 12 hours after being thrown through a glass 
window while fighting 3 men.

The current owner of Ozzyıs Lodge Road home, Ali Mubarret says that he 
will either put the front door on E-Bay and give the proceeds to charity 
or give it away to a hardcore Ozzy fan. Ali is tired of the fans that 
drop by looking for the house Ozzy grew up in, leaving graffiti on the 
front door.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------                 
1.2 How did Ozzy start his music career?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

After getting out of jail, Ozzy decided he did not want to go end up 
going back. At this time, The Beatles were becoming increasingly popular 
and becoming the craze. Ozzy thought that this would be the way to go. 
There was money to be made in singing as opposed to crime. In fact the 
Beatles were one of his main influences. Even to this day he still 
listens to the Beatles before going out on stage. It is of interest to 
note that this would not be his first musical experience though: earlier 
at the age of fourteen he had already been in a band named 'The Black 
Panthers'.

A band by the name of "Music Machine" needed a singer because theirs was 
sick. Ozzy liked the idea of being able to travel to gigs and meeting 
women so he filled in. Later on he joined a band named "Approach" but 
didn't like the band so he quit. He then decided to call himself "Ozzy 
Zig" and placed this ad in the local music paper/shop: "Ozzy zig 
requires gig. Ozzy's father loaned him some money and together they 
purchased a 50-watt amp.

Ozzy placed an ad in a local record store reading, "Ozzy zig requires
gig. Owns own P.A.". Another 18-year-old Brummie named Terence 'Geezer'
Butler had been playing guitar for just six months when he saw Ozzy's ad 
on a shop bulletin board and decided to go look him up. After the two 
met, they decided to form a band named "Rare Breed". Rare Breed lasted 
only two shows before disbanding.

Elsewhere Ozzy's old schoolmate, Tony Iommi had teamed up with an 18-
year-old assistant truck driver named William Ward who had just quit his 
job. Tony and Bill also decided to form a band, "The Rest", and 
recruited a singer named Chris Smith. The Rest eventually moved north to 
a small town named Carlisle where they renamed themselves "Mythology" 
and gained a large following of fans. They played mainly blues songs 
inspired by such groups as The Yardbirds, Cream, The Beatles and John 
Mayal.

Mythology eventually split up; Tony and Bill returned to Birmingham and
went to the music shop where they also saw Ozzy's ad. Tony was hoping 
this was not the same 'Ozzy' he had went to school with because that 
Ozzy could not sing well and the two of them disliked one other. It 
turned out that it was indeed the same Oz and decided it would not be a 
good idea to form a band together. Tony was also not impressed with Ozzy 
because he had very short hair (really!). Since Ozzy and Geezer still 
needed a drummer they later approached Tony to see if he knew of a 
drummer. Bill was at Tony's place and agreed to join them but only if 
they'd let Tony join too. So along with a slide guitar player named Jim 
Phillips and a saxophone player, they formed a new band. The new band 
returned to Carlisle where Tony and Bill had been a success and played 
some gigs. Not being pleased with a six-piece band, they broke up and 
then rejoined once the two extras had gone. This was a polite way of 
getting rid of the two unnecessary members. The foursome them learned 18 
songs in their first week together. Ozzy named the band "Polka
Tulk Blues Band" after a tin of talcum powder. It has also been said 
that the name came from a Pakistani clothing store named the 'Polka Tulk 
Trading Company'. Two days after Ozzy and Geezer met, Geezer Butler said 
that Ozzy defecated on a car.

Geezer Butler switched to playing bass guitar since Tony was now
the lead guitar player. Unable to afford a bass guitar, Geezer simply 
took two of the guitar strings off his guitar and re-tuned it to make a 
bass guitar. Another name change ensued and the group was soon known as 
"Earth".

"Black Sabbath makes Led Zeppelin look like a kindergarten house band"
...Advertisement by Jim Simpson

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1.3 Who was Jim Simpson? (Manager Number One)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Jim Simpson was a musician in a band named Locomotive who played jazz 
trumpet. He was also the manager of a Brummie band named 'Bakerloo Blues 
Band'. Unable to find a place where he could promote the band, he opened 
his own place called "Henry's Blueshouse". Henry's, located at Hill 
Street and Station Road was an instant success. It wasn't before long 
before the club had to stop accepting new bands. A band that was just 
starting out, Led Zeppelin, would also be one of the first bands to play 
Henry's.

In 1969, the four members of Earth approached Jim and asked if they 
could play at Henry's. They also wanted him to be their manager since 
they knew nothing of the business sense of things. He told them that 
they could open for the band 'Ten Years After', which pleased them. 
Happy to have a manager who supposedly cared for their interests, they 
recorded a song in tribute to him, "Song for Jim". The song was a spoof 
of their manager and the jazz music he played. This elusive song is 
still sought after by Sabbath fans worldwide. Simpson would also give 
the band some of his jazz records to inspire them to write songs.

It is of interest to mention that around this time, Tony left to join
Jethro Tull. While Tony did not appear on any of Tull's albums, he did 
make an appearance at the "Rolling Stone's Rock and Roll Circus" which 
was never released, because the Stones were upstaged by other acts. Tony 
and Jethro can be heard on a bootleg called "Archangel Rides Again". The 
movie was eventually released in the movie festival circuit.

Tony's stint with Jethro Tull was very brief (for two weeks). He left 
Tull and was soon back in Earth.

Jim Simpsonıs band, Locomotive hit the international charts with a song 
titled Rudiıs In Love.

Simpson is currently head of the Big Bear Music Agency. If you write to 
Jim (jim@bigbearmusic.com) regarding The Rebel, donıt expect a reply of 
any sort.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1.4 Who was Earth/Black Sabbath?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
BAND MEMBER FULL NAME BIRTHDATE

1) Tony Iommi [guitar] Anthony Frank Iommi Feb 19, 1948 in Aston

The In Crowd (pre 1966)
The Birds and the Bees (pre 1966)
The Rockinı Chevrolets (1964-65)
The Rest (1965-67)
Mythology (1967-68)
Polka Tulk Blues Band (August 1968)
Earth (Sept. 1968 ­ Aug. 1969)

2) Bill Ward [drums] William Ward May 5, 1948 in UK

The Rest (1965-67)
Polka Tulk Blues Band (August 1968)
Earth (Sept. 1968 ­ Aug. 1969)

3) Ozzy Osbourne [vocals/harmonica] John Michael Osbourne Dec. 3, 1948 
in Aston

The Black Panthers
Musicmachine
Rare Breed (1966-1968)
Polka Tulk Blues Band (August 1968)
Earth (Sept. 1968 ­ Aug. 1969)

4) Geezer Butler [bass] Terence Michael Butler July 17, 1949

Rare Breed (1966-1968)
Polka Tulk Blues Band (August 1968)
Earth (Sept. 1968 ­ Aug. 1969)


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1.5 How Black Sabbath came to be
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"When we hit America we were the wild bunch. We bought dope and f***ed
anything that moved" ...Ozzy

While waiting to go into a rehearsal one day, they noticed a Boris 
Karloff movie playing named "Black Sabbath" (1935). Geezer mentioned it 
was strange that people would go to a movie to scare themselves silly. 
Until this time they had only played other artist's material. They 
decided to use the name of the movie as the name for their first 
original song.

One day the band showed up to do a gig at Henry's. There, someone 
mentioned they liked the bands single. The only problem was the foursome 
hadn't ever released a single! They then realized that there were two 
bands by the same name. The audience was upper class and expecting a 
totally different type of music. Unable to back out of the show, the 
scruffy four played blues and rock to the audience. It was a disaster! 
The band however did have some fun in watching the crowd try to dance to 
their type of music.

As a result, Geezer came up with the idea to change their name to that 
of the Karloff movie, 'BLACK SABBATH' to avoid being confused with the 
other band named Earth. They now had a song and a band name taken from 
the movie's title. This would also reflect the groups interest in the 
occult.

It has also been said that the name Black Sabbath came from Geezer's
interest in occult writer Denis Wheatley.

Not having any money, the band relied on Tony's mother who owned a
chocolate shop, for the use of a van, food and cigarettes. Sometimes the 
group would get gigs on their own, other times they would show up at a 
place where another band was to be playing. In the event that the 
scheduled band failed to show up, the Sabs would take their place. They 
played the Star Club in Hamburg in Jan. 1969, a place the Beatles had 
made famous.

They were so popular that they were booked to come back for 5 more 
shows. They would play 7 shows a day, and write new material as they 
went along. This would also explain why their early songs had different 
lyrics than the final album versions.

As Black Sabbath made news, a group of Satanists asked them to play at
their "night of Satan" at Stonehenge. They refused. The head witch of
England, Alec Sanders who was a regular fan of Sabbaths, informed them 
that these Satanists had placed a hex on the band members. Ozzy asked 
his father to make aluminum crosses, which he did, and then had them 
blessed. They wore these crosses 24 hours a day for protection. The 
cross remains a well known Black Sabbath symbol even to this day. You 
see, Black Sabbath as Satanic and dark as the name sounded, had nothing 
to do with the devil when they chose their name.

An independent producer named Tony Hall paid for the band to record some 
demo songs at the Regent Sound studio on Tottenham Court Rd. These were 
produced by Roger Bayed, whose name appears on many of their albums. One 
demo cut, a single called "Evil Woman", was released on the Fontana 
record label in Jan. 1970. This was a cover song from a Minnesota band 
named Crow, which did quite well unbeknownst to the band. 

Another demo was called "The Rebel" and is played as a 10 second sample 
in "The Black Sabbath Story - I" video. The song, about a reclusive 
voyeur, is one of the rarest Sabbath songs in that it did not make it to 
the final album. (For those who are trying to track down The Rebel and A 
Song for Jim, the only known person who has these is said to
be Pete Sarfas who used to run the old Black Sabbath Fan Club.)
In January of 2005, Black Sabbath fans were shocked to learn that a rare 
Black Sabbath song had been discovered. Sabbathlive.com broke the news 
that Joe D'Agostino, a music collector and Black Sabbath fan purchased 
an acetate (record) containing a song called ³When I Came Down². The 
song is believed to have been recorded between March and October 1969. 
The B-side of the acetate contained an alternative version of The 
Wizard. Joe transferred the acetate to CD and cleaned up the sound. 
Despite rumours that he would one day release this song to the fans, 
itıs highly unlikely it will ever see the light of day. The song 
features all original members of Black Sabbath in the Jim Simpson era.
Sabbathıs first completed album was released on Friday, Feb. 13th, 1970. 
It took them only eight hours to record and cost a mere 800 British 
pounds (approx. $1200 US). The album was recorded in four tracks on an 8 
track machine. The band was not that popular at this time, they simply 
wanted to do what they liked best... sing about the darker, more 
depressing things that surrounded them. It was not likely they ever 
intended to make the big time, in fact Ozzy has said he was just happy 
to show his mother that his voice was recorded on a piece of vinyl. It 
was not as easy as it sounds though, it took them 14 tries before Jim 
Simpson found a record company (Vertigo) that would carry the album.

The record company chose to put an upside down cross on the
gatefold of the album and thus people readily associated the band with
Satanism. The band knew nothing about this and did not want the upside 
down cross. They backed down from the record company's "wiser and 
higher" marketing methods. Inside the inverted cross was a poem. 

The poem seemed to correspond with the album's cover showing a woman 
standing in front of the 17th century Mapledurham Water Mill. The poem 
is called "Still Falls the Rain". Due to requests by fans, it is shown 
below: 

*** STILL FALLS THE RAIN ***

"Still falls the rain,
the veils of darkness shroud the blackened trees,
which, contorted by some unseen violence,
shed their tired leaves, and bend their boughs
toward a gray earth of severed bird wings.

Among the grasses, poppies bleed before a gesticulating death,
and young rabbits, born dead in traps,
stand motionless, as though guarding the silence
that surrounds and threatens to engulf
all those that would listen.

Mute birds, tired of repeating yesterdays terrors,
huddle together in the recesses of dark corners,
heads turned from the dead, black swan
that floats upturned in a small pool in the hollow.

There emerges from this pool a faint, sensual mist,
that traces its way upwards to caress the feet
of the headless martyr's statue
whose only achievement was to die too soon,
and who couldn't wait to loose.

The cataract of darkness forms fully,
the long black night begins, yet still
by the lake a young girl waits.
Unseeing she believes herself unseen, she smiles faintly
at the distant tolling bell, and the still falling rain."

The first album contained the following songs:

1) Black Sabbath (a dark doom sounding song)
2) The Wizard (a song about a wizard who walks through towns cheering
people up through the use of magic)
3) Wasp/Behind The Wall of Sleep
4) Bassically/N.I.B. (a song about the devil falling in love with a
mortal woman and changing to a good person)
5) Wicked World (society, and our struggle to survive)
(Euro versions had 'Evil Woman' instead, another great single)
6) Sleeping Village/Warning (a very blues influenced song that is an
easy listener, about found/lost love)

This was definitely NOT a satanic album! Today there are still people 
who hear the words "Black Sabbath" and think hard rock devil music. This 
is sheer ignorance. Remember the band was originally a blues band, and 
there is a definite blues sound in their debut album.

Ozzy brought the album home to proudly show his parents. The Osbourne's
were the type of people who would sit around the phonogram with a beer 
and merrily sing alone to the records. This was not to be though. When 
Mr. Osbourne heard the album he asked John, "Are you sure you were just
drinking alcohol?, this isn't music, this is weird." The first song 
began with a church bell tolling and the sound of rain falling in the 
background, and was eerie to say the least. Ozzy too had not heard the 
final product until now. It would reach #8 in the UK charts and #23 in 
the United States.

The four unknowns were now finally making a name for themselves with the 
release of an album. It is of interest to note that their album followed 
the release of Led Zeppelin's first album. Both bands knew one another 
personally since they both played in the same club and the music scene 
was a close knit group. It came in the form of a surprise to the Sabs 
when someone put on a brand new album from Led Zeppelin. 

Bill Ward was close to Zeppelin's drummer, John Bonham. He talks about 
the relationship between the two bands in the book, "The Story of Black 
Sabbath".

It is of interest to point out that in February of 1970, the same month
their debut album came out, they broke the attendance record at 
Simpson's club which had remained untouched for over a year by Jethro 
Tull. Tony had made the right choice in returning to Sabbath it would 
seem. With an album comes touring, and with touring comes America. 
America would have a great impact on them as well. Ozzy has said that 
people would go around saying, "if you go to San Francisco be sure to 
wear a flower in your hair". This mystified him because he did not know 
what or where San Francisco was. When the band eventually did tour 
America, it took them by storm. They had never seen anything like it. 
They had their share of groupies and took in the marvelous sights of 
America. They played one of their first shows at the Fillmore East. Some 
old 8mm footage of their first trip overseas can be
seen on the commercial video, "The Black Sabbath Story - Volume 1". It 
must be said, that on this particular videotape, Bill Ward the drummer 
relates an interesting story: While playing in New York, the audience 
was still at the stage where they would simply sit there and listen to 
the music. The band wanted a stronger reaction from the audience since 
they were putting 150% effort into their songs. Ozzy would often yell at 
the audience to get up and go crazy (as many bootlegs can attest to). At 
one particular show they were growing fed up with the audience just 
sitting there and Bill picked up his drum set and threw it at the 
audience. Bill says that as a result, that night they did SEVEN encores. 
Can you think of any band in today's scene which does seven encores? By 
the time they reached Los Angeles, people had already heard about this 
"Black Sabbath".


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1.6 Paranoia
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

While working on their next album the band released a single called
"Paranoid". The single was very popular, maybe too popular: On October 
23, 1970 the band attempts to play the Mayfair Ballroom in Newcastle. 
The crowd is very drunk and all over the stage and equipment. The band, 
unsuccessful in trying to get them off the stage, starts playing their 
hit single Paranoid. 70 minutes later the show is done and the band is 
very upset. Someone put their foot through one of their big PA speakers, 
Bill's drum sticks and cymbals were stolen and a bass drum mic 
destroyed. The audience had gone crazy over their new single and Ozzy 
says, "If it means us having to give up putting out singles then we 
will. We want people to listen to us, not try to touch us. I was really 
terrified, shocked out of my mind."

This would also be the gig that would give birth to their new 
song,"Fairies Wear Boots". While walking down a street some time after 
the show, the band was attacked by a group of skinheads. Tony's arm was 
badly hurt and this forced them to cancel their next show. Due to the 
fact the skinheads wore boots, they decided to make fun of the punks in 
the song. Ozzy has claimed that the song had nothing to do with this 
incident, however Ozzy also falsely claimed that there were no 
recordings from the Jim Simpson era.

It was not uncommon for the band to be verbally abusive if the audience 
was not responding properly. If they were talking, the band would just 
crank up the music some more. Bands were so loud during this time the 
Leeds City Council introduced a "96 decibel law". If any band's music 
was to rise above 96 decibels the amplifiers would cut out. Sabbath did 
not consider their night's work complete unless they hit at least three 
cut outs a night.

PARANOID
--------
The album, 'Paranoid', was recorded in four days once again at
Regent Sound and then released in Jan. 1971. The cover shows a person
running out of a forest with a sword and shield in hand. This seemed to
listeners, a strange representation of being paranoid. The truth is that 
the album was to originally be named "War Pigs" (mans constant desire to 
have weapons of destruction and killing). The record company objected to 
the album title and so it was named after one of the songs. The song 
"War Pigs" came about when Sabbath was told tales of horror and war from 
soldiers while playing an American air force base. The Paranoid album 
reached FIRST place in the UK charts and 12th in American charts. It was 
during the span between the Paranoid and Master of Reality albums that 
Jim Simpson was fired as the band's manager. Patrick Meehan and Wilf 
Pine would replace him. The reason for Jimıs firing is discussed in a 
later chapter.

MASTER OF REALITY
-----------------
In 1971 "Master of Reality" was released, charting 5th place in UK
and 8th place in USA song charts. Ozzy also married his first wife, 
Thelma Riley and became a stepfather to her son, Elliot. This album 
would take an interesting turn with the release of "After Forever" which 
was clearly a religious, believe in God, song. The church called this 
blasphemy. People disliked the band, perhaps for their After Forever 
song or perhaps for what they represented. In any event, 1971 saw some 
strange events: At a show in Memphis, their dressing rooms had crosses 
painted in blood on the walls.

During the show a Satanist jumped on stage with a sacrificial knife. The 
local witches coven later gathered outside the band's hotel and Geezer 
tried to scare them away with a fake hex. It was also the year that 
threats were made that the band would be shot sometime during their US 
tour. At one show the lights suddenly failed into their 3rd song and 
Ozzy stood frozen solid with fear. The band also included a song titled 
"Sweet Leaf" which openly talked about the band's usage of marijuana. 
The song begins with a coughing sound (as if someone had just inhaled 
the drug). In actual fact, Tony had just finished smoking drugs in a 
water pipe and the sounds were included in the final version.

VOLUME 4
--------
The following year "Volume 4" was released. As with the inverted
cross case and the "War pigs" album title, the record company would 
again take authority over the bands wishes. Volume 4 (hence the fourth 
Sabbath album) was to have originally been called "Snowblind", another 
drug reference. The record company thought this was too controversial 
and so they had to change it. The band was becoming involved in hard 
core drugs by this time (including cocaine). During the recording of 
Volume 4, the band sat around in a Jacuzzi snorting coke all day and 
would get up every so often to record a new song. We can see why 
Snowblind was an appropriate album title. Not being allowed to use it as 
an album title, they came up with this amusing line on the cover sleeve 
of the record: "Thanks to the COKE-Cola Company". It was also during 
this year that Ozzy and Thelma had their first mutual child, Jessica.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1.7 An act of SABOTAGE?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"For the first part of their career they were managed by two of the
biggest crooks in the business. They made nothing, I mean nothing."
...Sharon on Sabbath's early management

The year is now 1974. The band is living a good life of drugs, sex, 
cars, etc. If they wanted a car or a house they would ask for it and 
receive it almost the next day. Ozzy even owned a Jaguar which he 
smashed while backing out of his driveway, the same day he was to sell 
it. What the band never saw though, was money. They became very 
successful especially in the UK charts. Their material possessions were 
provided by their new management of Patrick Meehan and Wilf Pine. What 
happened was this: During the same year that Paranoid was soaring up the 
charts, Pat and Wilf left their management company (which was Don 
Arden's, more on him later). 

The duo offered the band a chauffeured limo, champagne dinner at the 
Speakeasy, and filled the Sab's heads with ideas that Jim was 
mismanaging them and they could do a hell of a lot better with them 
instead. The Sabs agreed and on Sept.4, 1970 Jim Simpson found out he 
was history. The man who had turned the four nobodies into a juggernaut 
was dismissed. The Sabs were also not happy that with Jim they were 
being paid a lot less than what they should have been getting. The 
reason was that Jim insisted they perform at the shows they had already 
been booked for, even six months prior. These older bookings were for a 
lot less money than the usual fee, now around 2000 pounds per show. 

Simpson launched lawsuits against them for of breach of contract. Some 
concerts later, Ozzy was handed a subpoena on stage for Simpson's 
lawsuits. The resulting court case would last years. 

California saw the Cal Jam concert take place in Ontario on April 6th. 
This was a televised concert to millions of viewers as well as over 
450,000 audience members. It featured bands such as Electric Light 
Orchestra. In the middle of the night, their management threatened the 
band with a lawsuit if they did not play the Cal Jam concert. The band 
had not practiced for months and was not ready for a show, especially 
one with over 450,000 people in attendance. It has been said that the 
band did not even know they were to play the show. This would be one of 
the final straws for the band and they soon began the process of getting 
rid of their second management. Ozzy talks a bit about this in the 
documentary, "The Decline of Western Civilization II" where the band 
questions how much money they are really making if their managers could 
afford houses and cars.

[[ The California Jam is available on audio as well as hard to find 
video. I was sent a VHS of the entire show but it's poor quality. I 
forget the name of the person who sent it to me long ago but he told me 
his room mate had the entire copy. While others have made claims to 
having the entire set, it's always lip talk. ]]

Once again the band gets rid of their management and decides to form 
their own management. This allowed them to have more control and say 
into what decisions were made for the band. It would be a learning 
experience as well since they had never dabbled in the management 
aspects before. They decided a rest was in order since they were 
exhausted. Their next US tour would be in three short installments 
rather than one big tour to further save them exhaustion and nervous 
breakdowns. Oh yes, remember all the flashy cars and houses they were 
given? They were never really theirs, and when they dumped
the management duo they lost everything. They still had the Warner Bros. 
label in America though, and stayed with WB during the management 
change.

SABOTAGE
--------
In September of 1975, the band released their "Sabotage" album.
The last song on the album, "The Writ", would reveal their feelings 
towards their previous management and all the problems they'd 
encountered:

The Writ
========
The way I feel is the way I am
I wish I'd walked before I started to run to you, just to you
What kind of people do you think we are?
Another joker who's a rock and roll star for you, just for you
The faithful image of another man
The endless ocean of emotion I swam for you, yeah for you
The shot troopers laying down on the floor
I wish they'd put an end to my running war with you, yeah with you

Are you metal, are you man?
You've changed in life since you began, yeah began
Ladies digging gold from you
Will they still dig now you're through, yeah you're through

You bought and sold me with your lying words
The voices in the deck that you never heard came through, yeah came 
through
Your folly finally got to spend with a gun
A poisoned father who has poisoned his son, that's you, yeah that's you
I beg you please don't let it get any worse
The anger I once had has turned to a curse on you, Yeah curse you
All of the promises that never came true
You're gonna get what is coming to you, that's true, ah, that's true

Are you Satan, are you man?
You've changed the life since it began, it began
Vultures sucking gold from you
Will they still suck now you're through

The search is on, so you just better run
And find yourself another way
Probably dead, they don't feel a thing
To keep you living for another day

You are nonentity, you have no destiny
You are a victims of a thing unknown
A mantle picture of a stolen soul
A fornication of your golden throne

A smiling face, it means the world to me
So tired of sadness and of misery
My life it started some time ago
Where it will end, I don't know
I thought I was so good I thought I was fine
I feel my world is out of time

But everything is gonna work out fine
If it don't I think I'll lose my mind

I know, I know, I know, yeah yeah I know
Listen to me while I sing this song
You might just think the words are wrong
Too many people advising me [managers, lawyers]
But they don't know what my eyes see

But everything is gonna work out fine
If it don't I feel I'm lose my mind

The anger is very strong in both the lyrics and the tone of Ozzy's 
voice. After hearing the song one cannot help but feel sympathy for what 
the band had been enduring. Some album labels (Warner Bros. for example) 
have a hidden tune following the song, you need to really turn up the 
volume to hear it. It features the band playing piano and singing an old 
'Nitty Gritty Dirt Band' song called "Blow on the Jug". A sound engineer 
caught this during a recording session and it was put on the album. 
Sadly, there are a lot of other Sab cover songs which we will never get 
to hear. You can hear the 'Blow on the Jug' song by clicking right here!

Reporter: "Do you have a drinking problem?"
Ozzy: "Yes, I can't find a bar."


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1.8 Manager Number Two
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Needing a new manager, Don Arden was hired. Don's management was the 
same company that their last management had parted from. Don managed 
Black Sabbath while his daughter, Sharon (then 18) was his receptionist. 
Ozzy and Sharon met when Ozzy walked into his office wearing a tap 
faucet around his neck and sat on the floor - refusing to use a chair. 
Sharon was terrified of Ozzy upon first sight. She even  tried to get 
another woman working in the office to bring him a cup of tea, rather 
than bring it to him herself. 
The two of them would get to know one another quite well over the years 
as Don and the Sab four conducted business.

Money and fame were no longer problems for the four of them, instead the 
only challenge was how to come up with another best selling album. A 
very audible change in the bands musical direction began to show in 
their 1974 album, "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath". Despite the title, the album 
contains deep lyrics with many different musical arrangements. The songs 
seemed more uplifting and vibrant than their previous dark, gloomy 
sounding material and a more energetic sound. Electronic instruments 
also changed the way they were able to record songs. This album, 
probably their best album with Ozzy as vocalist, placed 4th and 11th 
respectively in UK and American charts.

TECHNICAL ECSTASY
-----------------
"Technical Ecstasy" was released in 1976. This album was
considerably less heavy then previous albums, and perhaps was due to the 
band just being fed up with it all. They had succeeded in making a lot 
of money, owned as many cars as we own socks, and were getting burned 
out from constant touring. T.E. would contain a song titled, "It's 
Alright" featuring Bill the drummer on vocals, a very gentle song. The 
album cover also set the stage for something entirely new from the band. 
No more dark images, this artistic cover showed two robots having sex 
(or so it has been said). Sadly, Technical Ecstasy did not sell very 
well.

The late 1970's also saw some deep trouble for the band. On January 
20,1978 Ozzy's father passed away. Here is a small portion of an 
interview with Ozzy regarding his father:

"In England, they don't tell you, y'know. What they did to my father 
was, he hadn't eaten a fucking thing because of his -- whatever the 
fucking tube -- he had a lump here like a fucking black ball, in his 
sagophagus or whatever the fuck it is; he couldn't eat any food. Plus 
the fact that he had cancer of the fucking intestines, the bowels, so he 
couldn't shit. He never ate a thing for thirteen weeks.

They operated on him about a fucking week before he died. They took the
whole tube out and put a plastic one in. I don't know what it's like in 
the states, but in England...they put him in a fucking closet with the 
fucking mops and buckets, because he was on the death ward and it was 
too distressing for the rest of the patients so they put him in a cot, 
sort of a crib thing, a giant crib. They strapped him...like a boxer, 
fucking bandages on his hands, with a glucose drip going into his arm. 
He was stoned out of his head. You know, the most amazing thing he said 
to me. I told my father one day, "I take drugs. I said to him, "Before 
you go, will you take drugs?"

He says, "I promise you I'll take drugs." He was on Morphine. Totally 
out of his mind on Morphine, because the pain must have been horrendous. 
They had the operation on a Tuesday, and he died on Thursday...No one 
could understand what he was talking about, because he was so out of it. 
He says to me -- he only understands drugs as "speed" -- he says, 
[whispers, a drawn-out, rattling imitation] "ssspeeeeed." And he died in 
my arms.

I haven't got over it yet. The twentieth of January, I'll go freaking 
like a werewolf. I'll cry and I'll laugh all day long, because it's the 
day my daughter was born and the day my father died. Like a fucking 
lunatic.

When they go, they're out of their misery. But what freaked me out more 
than anything else was the funeral. I was singing fucking "Paranoid" in 
the church...Seconal, drunk... it blew me away. All the family came that 
I'd never seen for fucking years, and they were making comments. In 
England, it's a weird scene at a fucking death. My father hated his 
brother Harold ­ my whole family's fucking nuts."

This took a toll on Ozzy and he decided to quit Black Sabbath. Ozzy's
father, Jack, who thought his son would either end up in prison or end 
up being someone very special, died knowing his son had made something 
out of himself. While on his leave of absence, Ozzy asked Glenn Hughes
(another vocalist who would eventually spend some time in Sabbath)
about the two of them forming a band. Oz was fed up with Sabbath by this 
time, though he kept his feelings about this to himself. Glenn did not 
join Ozzy in his desire. Meanwhile the band had to continue work on its 
upcoming album, "Never Say Die".

NEVER SAY DIE
-------------
The band took in Dave Walker (who used to be with Fleetwood Mac) to 
write new material for their album. Ozzy decided he wanted to rejoin the 
band, but he refused to sing any of the songs written with Dave Walker. 
So Dave left and the band had to rewrite all of their songs. Tony booked 
a studio in Toronto, Ontario because it was where the Rolling Stones had 
recorded one of  their albums.

The band traveled up there in the middle of winter to record the album.
Ozzy has since said it was a stupid thing to do and that it was freezing 
up there. Tony was just trying to keep the band together in a time of 
turmoil.

Ozzy had this to say on the album: 
"The fucking studio's a pile of shit, the fucking -- we had two songs 
half- written before we'd gotten into the studio. The reason we'd gone 
to Canada was because of the tax-exile thing, because the taxes are so 
high in England. In the end, it cost us nearly 500 fucking thousand 
dollars to make that album, and it was the biggest pile of horseshit 
that I've ever made in my life. I'm embarrassed with that album."

There is one song titled "Junior's Eyes" which is available on the
"Archangel Rides Again" bootleg, featuring Sabbath with Dave Walker on
vocals. Junior's Eyes was kept for the final album with the same music 
but Ozzy rewrote the lyrics in a way as to say goodbye to his father.

Junior's Eyes
=============
Junior's eyes looked up to the skies in tears
He prayed that his maker, the giver and taker, would `pear
Junior sighed, as his hands reached out to the sky
Junior cried, the day that his best friend died

(chorus)
You're coming home again tomorrow
I'm sorry it won't be for long
With all the pain I've watched you live within
I'll try my hardest not to cry
But it is time to say goodbye

Junior's eyes, they couldn't disguise the pain
His father was leaving, and Junior is grieving again
Innocent eyes watched the man who had gave everything
Junior's sorrow, who knew what tomorrow would bring?

(chorus)

Junior's eyes looked into the skies once more
Now he knew well, this life was hell for sure
He desperately tried, his fingertips stretched to the stars, yeah
Reaching for reason, along with the time and the stars

(chorus)


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1.9 When and how did Ozzy leave Black Sabbath?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

By now, all four members of the band were staying in their rooms all day 
and doing hard drugs and booze. They had cars, success, and perhaps 
little motivation to release another album. Ozzy himself has said he 
only wanted to release an album to make money and get fat off of beer. 
Ozzy would subsequently not show up for weeks at a time for practice. 
They were to begin work on their next album, "Heaven and Hell". Tony, 
having met Ronnie James Dio (ex-Rainbow) by this time, then asked Bill 
to get rid of Ozzy.

Tony was fed up with Ozzy and was interested in having Dio as a 
vocalist. After the 1978 NSD tour, Ozzy was told by Bill, that they no 
longer wanted him in the band. Bill feels bad about doing this because 
him and Oz were best of friends and yet Bill wanted Ozzy out of the band 
as well. People still ask how Ozzy left, the truth is that both him and 
Tony Iommi say he was fired. Ozzy also adds that he was relieved at 
this. In actual fact Ozzy was asked many times on the last day to leave 
before being fired. For some time now Ozzy wanted to go into a new 
musical direction and perhaps was unable to do so with the politics of 
the band being the way they were.

Tony, being the transportation, would never be spoken against by the 
other members of the band. 1978 saw the end of the original Black 
Sabbath. Their last tour would be the "Never Say Die" tour. 
Appropriately named.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.0 Randy Rhoads
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

After being fired from Sabbath, Ozzy spent three months staying in the
Le Parc Hotel in Los Angeles. He would order out for pizza and booze and 
have his dealer drop off cocaine for him. He basically thought his life 
was over. It was around this time that his friend Sharon Arden came to 
collect a debt from Ozzy. Sharon saw Ozzy in a state of despair and 
suggested to him to form another band. Ozzy went about this with the 
help of Dana Strum. The auditioned many guitarists, one of whom was 23 
year old Randall William Rhoads. 

Randy was born to William Arthur and Delores Rhoads on December 6th, 
1956 at St. Johnıs Hospital in Santa Monica, CA. He had an older brother 
Doug and a sister named Kathy. 

Their father was a music teacher while their mother ran a music school 
named Musonia. Delores graduated from UCLA with a bachelors degree in 
music and taught in the Los Angeles School system before starting the 
school.
 
When Randy was about the age of 6 he began attending his motherıs music 
school. At this time he received his first guitar, an acoustic Gibson 
that had belonged to his maternal grandfather.

At the age of 12, Randy began taking lessons from Scott Shelly, a guitar 
teacher at Musonia. Eventually Shelly would approach Delores and explain 
that she could not teach Randy anymore, he knew everything that she did.

At the approximate age of 14, Randy then joined his first band named 
Violet Fox. The name Violet represented his motherıs middle name. Randy 
played rhythm guitar while his brother Doug playing drums,  The band 
lasted about half a year.

In May of 1975 Kevin Bubrow of Quiet  Riot met with Randy and the two 
began working together. Randy remained in Quiet Riot for less than a 
year. After leaving the group he approached Karl Sandoval to create a 
custom guitar for him. The end result after several meetings was the 
black and white polka dot ³V² guitar. It cost Randy $738 to make and he 
took possession of it on Sept. 22, 1979.

In the latter part of the 1979, at the suggestion of a bass player from 
a band that used to open for Quiet Riot (Dana Strum), Randy went to 
audition for a band being put together by Ozzy.

Randy met with Ozzy for an audition and was told, ³youıve got the job².

Ozzy then decided to tour, with his first solo concert in Glasgow,
Scotland on September 12, 1980. What you probably don't know is
that Ozzy had two shows before his debut under the band name of
"Law". The opening day of his first solo concert he and Sharon
paced the streets nervously. Since people in Scotland usually
showed up at the concert without prepaying for tickets, they had
no way of knowing how many people would show up. As it turned out
it was a big success.

Ozzy played all of his Blizzard of Ozz album and some Sabbath songs.
Eventually he broke down and cried because he realized that he could 
make it on his own without the other three Sabbath members with whom he 
had paved the road to success. You must realize that when Ozzy was in 
Sabbath he was really not a contributing member of the band. Geezer 
wrote most of the song lyrics and Ozzy would come by and sing the words, 
but he had little to do with the actual contributions to the songs[*]. 

Now Ozzy and Randy were the main writers and had equal say as to what 
went into the songs.

[*] Ozzy did write 'Am I Going Insane' (his feelings about society's 
views towards him and his anger towards society) and 'Who Are You?'

"Who do you think you were in previous incarnations?"
"I think I was a bat" ... Ozzy some years before the "incident"

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.1 What the hell is this about biting a bat?
(Diary of a Madman)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

The following year, "Diary of a Madman" was released. An interesting 
note, Ozzy's son, Elliot is shown on the album cover. Though production 
of the album was rushed towards the end so that the band could get out 
and tour, Ozzy has said he liked this album better of the two. The album 
came out the same time as Sabbath's Mob Rules album. Diary soared to the 
top 15 on US charts while Mob Rules remained at #29. Ozzy's first two 
albums would sell over 6 million copies. As they toured, Randy would 
often hold a guitar clinic for kids who wanted to learn to play guitar. 
A kid named Joe Holmes took lessons from Randy, and would later have an 
impact on Ozzy's life as well.

During the tour, Ozzy was admitted to St. Johns mental hospital near 
London after suffering a mental breakdown. He would laugh and cry as 
band members visited him.

The Diary tour was nicknamed Night of the Living Dead tour due to 
various misfortunes: The entire band was expelled from a San Diego over 
Ozzy's reputation, the prop truck broke down, and in Minneapolis a crane 
fell and crushed $8000 worth of synthesizers. On the upside, the stage 
setting for Diary of a Madman was a huge castle complete with fog. The 
drummer was situated on a raised platform, and there was an  opening in 
the center of the stage where a dwarf would come out to give Ozzy water 
and towels. The dwarf was actually Little John Allen who played R2D2 in 
Star Wars. It has been brought to my attention that Kenny Baker actually 
played R2D2 so I don't know which name is correct. John Allen suffered 
mock abuse by having pig entrails tossed at him, he was stuffed into a 
hole and he was even hanged for prolonged periods from a noose (as shown 
on some videos). This was accomplished with a harness so as not to 
really choke him, but how did he manage to stay up for so long?? 

During the Diary tour, Ozzy would throw raw meat at his audience. It was 
even part of his contract that 25 pounds of calves livers and pigs
intestines be thrown. A parent once phoned the promoter of the show 
asking how to get blood out of the clothes. As the tour continued, 
people would bring meat to the show to throw back at him. As time 
passed, the audience brought dead frogs, cats, snakes, etc. to throw 
onto the stage. Once, someone threw a toy doll onto the stage and Ozzy 
freaked out thinking that someone had thrown a real infant up on stage.

On Jan. 20, 1982 at a Des Moines, Iowa concert some winner threw a real 
bat up on stage. The bat lay still because of the spotlights on the 
stage, and so Ozzy picked it up, THINKING IT WAS A TOY RUBBER BAT. He 
bit into the bat, taking off its head. Immediately the audience and 
Sharon freaked out. Ozzy was rushed to emergency to have rabies shots. 
It is reported that at the time he was treating the whole thing as a 
joke, apparently barking like a dog when wheeled into the hospital. He 
sent the crew back to find the bat to find out if it was in fact real or 
not, the bat could not be found. The shots would continue for about a 
week, with needles in each buttock, arms and leg. Ozzy would also faint 
or collapse at the concerts which followed. Ozzy's advice on the 
situation is, "if you want to be a complete dick, try it". 

Subsequently the bat would become a symbol for Ozzy on his upcoming
albums, and even a tattoo. The animal humane society would become 
involved and show up to boycott Ozzy concerts. From this point on, he 
was marked a madman and his reputation began to precede him. One such 
nasty rumor, and sure sign of people's ability to go overboard with 
gossip and rumors is this little gem: Before one concert even started, 
Ozzy supposedly threw three small dogs into the audience. He refused to 
play the show until all the dogs came back to him dead. The story is not 
true. It was the honest mistake with a bat which would cement itself in 
people's minds, even to this day.

[Ed: I can recall when Ozzy came to my home town on the Diary tour, the
SPCA and police were there threatening to take action if any animals 
were harmed on stage. Ozzy has never returned.]

"If they were buzzing the bus, like people say, it probably meant
that Randy was struggling with the pilot to stop him from crashing it"
-Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.2 When and how did Randy Rhoads die?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

In 1981, Ozzy divorced his first wife, Thelma. They were separated soon
after the day he came home (drunk) to find a bailiff at the door, and 
all of his belongings outside. He was told that if he stepped inside the 
house he would be arrested. Ozzy was not exactly what you would call a 
father figure. He would leave home for days, weeks, at a time and stay 
at friends places until they kicked him out. Rather than go through the 
divorce proceedings, Ozzy told her to just keep everything. By now Ozzy 
and Sharon had gotten to the point where they decided to get married. 
Sharon had been hoping this would also get Ozzy a better deal since her 
father was the one managing the recording and managerial contracts.

On March 19th, 1982 Ozzy and his band were on their way to Orlando, FL 
from Knoxville, TN. The show was to feature Foreigner and UFO. Ozzy and 
Randy had been talking about their recent success. Randy mentioned 
wanting to leave to pursue a degree in classical guitar at UCLA. Ozzy 
has said that if Randy were still alive, it is doubtful that Randy would 
still be playing with him.]

During the trip, Andrew stopped the bus at the Flying Baron Estates near 
Leesburg, Florida. This location was a private community and served as 
home to Andrew. It also served as the tour busıs home base. Jerry 
Calhoun who also lived at the estate leased the tour buses out to those 
who required them.

Aycock (36) invited some of the crew for a ride in a 1955 Beechcraft 
Bonanza F-35 airplane (9-10 am). Present that day were Ozzy, Sharon 
Arden, Tommy Aldridge, Rudy Sarzo, Don Airey, Andrew and his wife Wanda, 
Rachel Youngblood, Randy and Jake Duncan the tour manager.

The bus driver took Don Airey and Jake Duncan for a spin. Unbeknownst to 
anyone, Aycock had been involved in a previous accident in which a young 
boy was killed. His pilot's license was not valid due because his 
medical certificate had expired.

When the plane landed, the driver went for another ride, this time with 
Randy and Ozzy's seamstress, Rachael Youngblood, 58. The pilot of the 
plane was presumably under the influence of cocaine (it was later found 
in drug tests).

Aycock had picked up his ex-wife at one of the concerts and was to drop 
her off in Florida. She was standing outside the bus and it is assumed 
Andrew dove the plane into the bus in an attempt to kill her. Aycock 
circled the bus three times, and on the fourth pass, the plane clipped 
the tour bus, spun through a tree, pinwheeled over upside down and 
careened into a nearby house where it exploded. Ozzy ran into the house 
and pulled out Jesse Herndon (70), a deaf man who was unaware of the 
fire. 

Rachel and Randy were both killed in the crash. The fire destroyed the 
home and adjacent garage.

Ozzy's new solo career had come to a screeching halt.

He would continue the tour in April with a quick shoe in of Bernie 
Torme. Bernie used to play guitar for Gillan (Ian Gillan, who would join 
Sabbath). Bernie would not stay with Ozzy long however. Bernie left 
Ozzy's band after three weeks. The reason is not known for sure. Some 
people say he was not used to playing big gigs. What is known is that 
Bernie had a UK tour lined up for his 'Electric Gypsies' album. His 
departure from Ozzy was bound to happen.

Brad Gillis left 'Night Ranger' to replace Torme for the remainder of 
the tour. Brad Gillis also appeared on the 'Speak of the Devil' LP. 
After the tour Ozzy would hire Jakey Lou Williams (Jake E. Lee) with 
whom he recorded 1984's 'Bark At The Moon' album. Gillis would later 
rejoin Night Ranger.

Brad may have wanted to stay on with Ozzy but Oz didn't really think the 
two of them were compatible.

On Feb. 19, 1982, while visiting San Antonio, Texas, Ozzy was again 
drunk after drinking a bottle of Courvoisier. Sharon decided to lock his 
clothes in the hotel room so that Ozzy would not go outside and cause 
trouble. To solve this problem, Ozzy dressed up in one of Sharon's 
evening gowns. While taking some photos of himself in drag, he had to 
urinate and did so on the historical Alamo building. 

The Alamo is the 1836 site of the legendary battle between the Texans 
and the Mexican army. Ozzy was arrested and charged with defiling a 
national monument and banned from playing in San Antonio any further. 
This would be another blow to his image that would haunt him to this 
day. The ban was eventually lifted.

I received a piece of email from one of the officers who arrested Ozzy
at the Alamo. Contrary to the dress we was supposed to be wearing,
he says Ozzy was not in one. This is just one of the many contradictions 
in this FAQ. Until they can be proven, they will remain.

Here is the e-mail I received (Thanks Sam):

"I am one of the officers who arrested Ozzy at the Alamo and to set the
record straight he was not wearing a womans clothes. He had on athletic
shoes with no socks, a T-shirt and a pair of sweatpants with no 
underwear.

He also had a pack of cigarettes rolled up in one sleeve. He was wasted
and he never spoke. Billy actually arrested him and I was driving the 
"wagon" that day. The wagon is a van outfitted for prisoner transport. I 
was called to transport him from the Alamo to jail. The jail was then
directly across from the S.A.P.D. and it now is the Wackenhut federal 
parole violator jail. I've kicked myself several times since then for 
not having kept copies of the reports.

I know what he was wearing because I searched him for weapons and had 
very close contact with him. Half way to the jail, which was only about 
a mile away the dispatchers were already calling wanting to know who had 
him in custody. By the time I dropped him off there was a long black 
stretch limo waiting for him.

You might note for your records he was actually given a big break. He 
was arrested and booked for public intoxication a class "C" misdemeanor 
which carries a max $200.00 fine. The law that more appropriately 
applied was "Desecration of a venerated Object" which covers among other 
things "Shrines." The Alamo is considered a shrine.

You can post my info on your web page if you like. I think it would be 
cool to hear from fans to answer their questions.

Check back later on the report. Send me the exact date again as I really 
do not remember and I'll try to get it for you. "

Ozzy married his long time friend Sharon, on a Honolulu-Hawaii beach on
July 4, 1982. Tommy Aldridge was the best man.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.3 What is this about a dove?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

While the bat incident which still haunts Oz's reputation to this day 
can be called an accident, the incident with the dove can be called 
stupidity. 

Here is the story: After leaving Black Sabbath, Ozzy was rejected by 
many record labels. Tony Martell, CBS records executive, signed Ozzy to 
a contract. Ozzy and wife Sharon were being introduced to the head 
executives of CBS records in Los Angeles (Guitar Magazine claims it was 
New York).

CBS was not too interested in Ozzy because they had just signed Adam 
Ant. Ozzy was just another album to them, and they were not interested 
in the person behind the music. Sharon decided it would be a good 
publicity stunt for Ozzy to walk into the office and throw two doves
up into the air.

The stunt worked, and made CBS pay attention to Ozzy. It also made
the nation pay attention to Ozzy as well: After throwing one dove
up in the air, Ozzy bit the head off of the other one. It is not
known whether Sharon intended for Ozzy to actually bite the dove's
head off or not. Ozzy has already admitted he (not surprisingly)
had drunk a bottle of booze beforehand. Make no mistake about it,
Sharon Osbourne is a shrewd marketer and I wouldn't put any dirty
trick past her. What follows is an interview with an eyewitness
(from Epic) who saw the event:

Q: What happened?
A: It was a normal Thursday morning marketing meeting down in the
conference room. It was just prior to the release of Ozzy's first solo
album. His management and Jet Records, which is the associated label 
that puts out his albums, had arranged for him to pay a little surprise 
visit to us, to say "Hi, my name is Ozzy Osbourne, and let's make this 
record a hit".

Q: Is it unusual for the artist to come to a marketing meeting?
A: No, they seldom do. We've had people from time to time just come in.
Their manager arranges for them to drop by and say, "Surprise!" just to
push the album.

Q: Then what happened?
A: He walked in with Sharon, who later became his wife, and [withheld] 
from Jet Records. They introduced Ozzy all around, and there was a 
photographer with them. They sat him down on the arm of a chair, and he 
pulled a dove out of his pocket. I looked at it and thought, "Gee how 
cute!"

Q: It was a live dove?
A: I'm ninety-nine and nine-tenths sure it was alive, but now I can't 
sayfor sure. I remember I was leaning forward and thinking, "How cute," 
and suddenly he bites its head off. There was blood on the floor. I 
think he ate the head; he started spitting some feathers out. I was in 
shock. It's hard to remember too much after that, to tell you the truth. 
It was horrible.

Q: What was the reaction of the people in the room?
A: There was a stunned silence, and they got him out of there, fast. It 
was just very quiet-not a good reaction, I would say. People were going, 
"Yucch!". Some looked as though they thought it was a fake bird, that it 
was all just a publicity stunt. And others said "No, it's a real bird 
and what a horrible thing to do." Personally, I thought it was an awful 
thing to do even if it was a fake bird. Sharon called up afterward and 
sort of apologized.

Q: Do you think it was her idea all along?
A: Oh, I know it was. I said to her, "He's not mad, just desperate for
publicity."

Q: Did it work? Did he get the publicity?
A: I don't think it worked in getting Epic Records to take notice, but I 
think it did work as far as getting the kids to take notice. When the 
story leaked out, with photos and all, it got around everywhere. I'm 
sure Sharon was calling columns all over the country. That sort of 
became the Ozzy legend, that and all the other things he did afterwards.

Q: Sharon said that Epic wasn't taking any notice of Ozzy before this
happened.
A: I feel that people were already aware of Ozzy, prior to the meeting. 
My impression was certainly that he was a major artist we were going to 
be working with. I doubt if it changed our impression one way or the 
other, although I could be wrong. Obviously, he went on to great 
success, and maybe that was part of the reason, but who am I to say?

Q: So it was all definitely planned in advance?
A: Definitely. It was not a spontaneous act. He just didn't walk in and
happen to find a dove hanging out in the CBS reception area and say, 
"Gee, I'll take this in with me in case I get hungry and they don't have 
coffee and doughnuts." It was right in his jacket pocket. Come to think 
of it, he had two of them. That was it: he had two of them, one in each 
pocket. He let the other one go afterwards. Everyone made him do it. He 
took the other one out of his pocket and everyone screamed, "No, don't 
do it again!" 

Q: Did the second one fly away? That would indicate the first one was
alive, wouldn't it? 
A: Not necessarily. He might have had one live one and one fake one. 
It's just all so hazy; I was so shocked.

(Ed: There are reports of three doves, however I believe there were only 
two.)

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.4 Wife as manager/Speak of the Devil
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"I am something of a madman. I can do nothing in moderation. If it's
booze, I drink the place dry. If it's drugs, I take everything and then
scrape the carpet for little crumbs. I took LSD everyday for years - I 
was spending about $1000 a week on drugs... I OD'd about a dozen times."
...Ozzy on his addictions

Once married, the better deal they had hoped for fell through.
Sharon did not want her father controlling Ozzy's future any more.
It was decided that the two of them would buy out Ozzy's contract
from her father. Before they could buy out Ozzy's management and
recording contracts, Ozzy still had to deliver an album under his
old contract. Since he wanted out badly, the result was the
purposely low-budget live album "Speak of the Devil". This album
was a live concert recorded Sept. 26 and 27th at The Ritz in New
York. After the album was done, Ozzy could then leave his contract
with Sharon's father.

Don would not give it up so easily though, even for his own daughter. 
The newly married couple, not having much money, had to buy Ozzy's 
contract for over $1.5 million dollars from her father. Sharon has not 
spoken with her father since. Speak of the devil was released in 
November of 1982.

The runes on the border of the 'Speak of the Devil' album and inside 
cover actually translate into meaningful phrases. The translation is 
found in Ozzy's autobiography book:

"Howdy! Dial-A-Demon productions in conjunction with graveyard graphics
proudly presents the madman of rock dumping into El Satanos toiletto. "
"A tribute to Randy Rhoads, the axeman. That kid was my lifeline, you
know? He was such a dynamic player and I'd rather not talk about it 
anymore because it cuts me up every day of my life.
Randy Rhoads rest in peace and love."

One of the conditions for the transfer of Ozzy's contract from Don to
Sharon was that she get him to enroll in the Betty Ford center for his
drinking problems. She did this by telling him she was "going to teach 
him to drink like a gentleman". Ozzy took this to mean that he would 
learn how to drink properly, not at all what the Betty Ford center was 
for. When he showed up, he asked where he could find the bar. It didn't 
take long to find out that at Betty Ford there is no bar! Ozzy would 
also begin work on his next album, Bark at the Moon.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.5 Suicide Solution
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"I swear on my kid's life I never said 'get the f***ing gun'"
...Ozzy on his Suicide Solution song

"They know what they are putting out. There are people who are out  
there trying to make money, and they have no hesitation to sell your 
kids down the drain. You see a perfectly normal kid there who doesn't 
show any signs of depression at all. Then six hours later, he's dead. 
Nobody can explain it. The only thing we know is that he was listening 
to this music."
...Father of suicide victim who listened to Ozzy

A song on Ozzy's first solo album, "Blizzard of Ozz" would cause a lot 
of trouble. The song "Suicide Solution" from the start, would have a 
very misleading title and this was understandable. Ozzy wrote the song 
after the singer for AC/DC (Bon Scott) died after drinking heavily one 
winter's night and passing out in his car, dying of hypothermia as a 
result. Ozzy's intentions were to talk about alcohol as a DEADLY LIQUID 
('solution' meaning mixture) but the word 'solution' was looked upon as 
"an answer" instead. If you are not familiar with Ozzy's lyrics and true 
intentions, I strongly suggest before you pass judgement, to read the 
meaning behind the song.

Suicide Solution:
================
Wine is fine
But whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle drain your sorrows
Then it cuts away tomorrows

Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you hang in ruins
Thought that you'd escape the reaper
You can't escape the master keeper
'Cause you feel life's unreal and you're living a lie
Such a shame who's to blame and you're wondering why
Then you ask from your cask is there life after birth
What you saw can mean hell on this earth
Now you live inside a bottle
The reaper's traveling at full throttle
It's catching you but you don't see
The reaper is you and the reaper is me
Breaking laws, knocking doors
But there's no one at home
Made your bed, rest your head
But you lie there and moan
Where to hide,
suicide is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about

The song is clearly about the dangers of alcohol, but the song title 
could be misinterpreted just as well. Try as I might, I just can't see 
anything which tells a person to commit suicide. The only misleading 
words are in the song title. In October 1984, a nineteen-year-old 
teenager named John M. shot himself in the head, while listening to Ozzy 
Osbourne's "Suicide Solution". When the coroner entered the room, he 
found the headphones still on John's head.

In 1986, Ozzy had just gotten off a plane at LAX airport when people 
began asking him about the "lawsuits". Ozzy knew nothing about any 
lawsuit but the details quickly emerged. Three lawsuits had been 
launched against Ozzy, claiming that his lyrics had caused youths to 
commit suicide. The family of John hired attorney Thomas Anderson in a 
lawsuit against Ozzy. Mr. Anderson claimed on the "Don't Blame Me" Ozzy 
video, that the song contained tones known as 'hemisync' and would cause 
a person to be unable to resist what was being said in the song. On Jan. 
13, 1986 the parents of John, sued Ozzy.

The lawsuit was thrown out on Dec. 19, 1986 by a California Superior
Court judge. On July 18, 1988 an appeals court uphold the decision to
dismiss the lawsuit.

The Institute for Bio-Acoustics Research, Inc. (IBAR) was hired to 
evaluate the song. They found subliminal lyrics that weren't included in 
the lyrics sheet. These subliminal lyrics were sung at one and one-half 
times the normal rate of speech and are not recognized by a first time 
listener. The IBAR institute claimed the subliminal lyrics, "are audible 
enough that their meaning and true intent becomes clear after being 
listened to over and over again." The subliminal lyrics in question were 
"Why try, why try? Get the gun and try it! Shoot, Shoot, Shoot", 
followed by a hideous laughter.

Further analysis by IBAR revealed the hemisync tones, which result from  
apatented process that uses sound waves to influence an individual's 
mental state. The tones have been found to increase the rate at which 
the human brain assimilates and processes information. IBAR claimed 
these tones made John vulnerable to the suggestive lyrics which Ozzy 
sang.

Ozzy's lawyer claimed that this was nonsense and relied upon the First
Amendment of the Constitution to argue that Ozzy could write about 
anything he wanted. Three people had now taken their lives, and in each 
case it was Ozzy's 'Suicide Solution' song which was the focus as the 
cause of the deaths. Mr. Anderson claimed that the words, "shoot shoot, 
get the gun, get the gun" were audible in the song. There is an effect 
which can be heard on the song, that could be interpreted as that. The 
sounds were just Ozzy dicking around with the soundboard. There is the 
very real possibility which we must consider, that the record company 
wanted to promote publicity and placed these tones in purposely, but 
this is not for me to prove or disprove.

Throughout the world, this problem would occur only in America. People 
were forced to now take a look at the family life instead of the actual 
music.

Rather than blaming the music, families should have realized it was up 
to the parents to be strong role models and have good communication with 
their children. In all cases, Ozzy was found not at fault and has sworn 
that this was never the true meaning behind the song. Heavy metal seems 
to be a scape-goat in which to blame teenagers problems such as drug 
abuse on. Yet teenagers who may listen to punk, jazz, or blues music may 
also suffer from substance abuse or commit suicide. As a parent, you 
should be keeping not only a close eye on the type of music your child 
is listening to, but get involved in their lives. Talk to them, ask them 
how are they doing, try to forge some kind of a relationship. When kids 
turn to heavy metal, sometimes though not always, it is a form of 
rebelling against a society or education
system they dislike.

What follows is an article written by a group calling themselves "Truth
About Rock":

'' One teenager who unfortunately succeeded in committing suicide was 14
year old Eric A. of St. Louis Park, Minnesota. His favorite groups were 
Van Halen, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, AC/DC, Quiet Riot, and Motley 
Crue. Eric's mother said, "He watched it (MTV) day and night. He... 
watched intil(sic) six o'clock in the morning." Eric and his friends 
were so obsessed with the rock scene that, the very night before he 
died, they held a seance and attempted to contack(sic) the spirits of 
dead rock stars. At 2:30 the next afternoon, with his eyes filled with 
tears, he said to his father, "Dad, I just can't cope with the 
pressure." He then went into his room, took his .22 rifle off the wall 
rack, and killed himself. ''

[Right here we have some problems. If a kid is spending all his time in
front of the television, it might be a wise idea for the parents to
intervene. If you just let him soak up videos all day, there may be a
problem. Hosting a seance is also not a normal social activity for a
teenager. Why did the father not talk to his son?]

'' Apparently, he had followed the deranged advice of one of his 
favorite rock singers, Ozzy Osbourne, who preaches in "Suicide Solution" 
"Suicide is the only way out/...Why don't you kill yourself 'cause you 
can't escape the Master Reaper..." {3} ''

[This is not true. Ozzy never says "Why don't you kill yourself". This 
is a prime example of a religious group portraying Ozzy as a menace to 
society. If you read the lyrics of his song you would see otherwise.]

'' Though Ozzy preaches such deadly lyrics, he defends himself saying,
"Parents have called me and said, 'When my son died of a drug over-dose, 
your record was on the turntable.' I can't help that. These people are 
freaking out anyway, and they need a vehicle for the freakouts." {4} ''

I will leave the closing words to the remainder of the groups article:

'' Pathetically, Rock Stars themselves are being caught in the 
devastating grasp of suicide. Peter Townshend, formerly of The Who, 
acknowledged "Rock is going to kill me somehow. Mentally or physically 
or some thing, it's going to get me in the end." {5} I myself spent 6 
months contemplating suicide every day. The influence of Drugs and Rock 
'n' Roll had almost destroyed my life. Until, with a knife in my hand, 
after trying to cut my wrists, I cried out "God help me!" From that 
moment on He began to change my life, and a short while later I became a 
'born again' Christian. Whether you like it or not, you are in a battle 
for your life. The Devil wants to destroy you and he is using Rock music 
as a primary agent. But God has not given you life, only to have it 
choked out by the demented obsessions of Rock musicians. There is only 
one solution to your problems. Begin to live for God and not for 
yourself. Because Jesus loves you, He came to Earth to give His life in 
your place, so that you wouldn't have to die for your own
sins. If you give your life back to Him, He will give you the peace 
you're looking for. ''

For more information on Rock n'Roll, write to: Truth About Rock,
Box 9222, North St. Paul, MN. 55109

Note: Since there is a constant turnover of new Rock groups some of
those mentioned above may not currently be "hot". However, be assured
that other groups have taken their place and continue to present a
similar message.
FOOTNOTES: {1} National Center For Health Statistics
{2} Aurora Mackey, "The Frightening Facts About Teen
Suicide"< Teen, 10/83
{3} Truth About Rock Report, June/July '85, p. 6
{4} "Heavy Metal Mania", Anne Fadiman, Life magazine,
12/84, p.112
{5} Time magazine Dec. 17, 1979, pg. 94

* UPDATE *

One of Ozzyıs original band members claims that the song is NOT about 
Bon Scott. In an interview, Bob Daisley claims, ³Heıs (Ozzy) a fuck. He 
didnıt write it. I know what I wrote it about.² Daisley says he came up 
with the lyrics and Ozzy came up with the first line. Daisley says he 
wrote the song as a warning to Ozzy about his drinking.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.6 Bark at the Moon
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ozzy's next album would be "Bark at the Moon". The title track is a song 
about a creature (werewolf) who has come back to seek revenge on those 
who scorned and buried him. The video portrays Ozzy being confined to an 
asylum because he was a mad scientist. In the asylum he sees this 
werewolf running around chasing him. This song, like his earlier songs 
would supposedly affect his listeners in negative ways, read on:

"Rock Sparks Stabbing", Canadian Press Association:
Halifax, Canada, 9/26/84

"...according to the Canadian Press Wire Service, the effect of heavy
metal rock music so influenced a young Canadian named James Jollimore,
that '...on New Year's Eve -1983, he went out and stabbed someone. A
friend of the defendant testified that Jollimore, 20, who is charged 
with the first-degree murder of a 44 year old woman and her two sons, 
felt like stabbing people when he heard music such as Ozzy Osbourne's  
'Bark at the Moon'. 'Jimmy said that every time he listened to the song 
he felt strange inside,' the friend told the court. 'He said when he 
heard it on New Year's Eve he went out and stabbed someone.'"

[Once again the blame would be shifted from the individual to the
musician.]

Ozzy's band now consisted of Jake E. Lee on guitar, Tommy Aldridge, Don
Airey on keyboard and Bob Daisley on bass. One of the videos they filmed 
for the album was the lovely ballad, "So Tired". This ballad made use of 
a full orchestra. An interesting note: Ozzy also plays the parts of all 
the main characters in the video. A good use of makeup art is evident. 
One scene shows Ozzy in front of a mirror clenching his fists, and the 
mirror shatters. While filming the video, the charge which would shatter 
the mirror was too strong and the mirror exploded sending glass into 
Ozzy's face.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.7 The Ultimate Disaster
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

After the release of the 1984 Bark at the Moon album and subsequent 
tour, Ozzy began work on the long awaited Ultimate Sin album. The 
Ultimate Sin would come out in 1986, ending the long wait by his fans. 
It would also be one of the poorest amongst the opinions of Ozzy and his 
fans as well. The album's sound was cheesy and according to Ozzy, most 
of songs ended up sounding alike (which they do).

On March 19, 1987, due to overwhelming demand by his fans, Ozzy also
released the Randy Rhoad's Tribute album. Randy's mother, Dolores had
dozens of letters from fans wanting to know if there were any more Randy 
concerts out there. She then contacted Ozzy who searched through his 
house and came up with some old archive material. The material was sent 
to Max Norman who had produced Ozzy's first three albums, to see if the 
material was suitable. The result was the Randy Rhoad's Tribute album. 
Ozzy also played only one show that year, at the HMP Wormwood Scrubs 
prison in the UK.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.8 No Rest for the Wicked
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

The following year, in 1988, Ozzy released his 'No Rest for the Wicked'
album. This featured Zakk Wylde (who had his own band 'Pride and Glory') 
on guitar, Randy Castillo on drums and Bob Daisley on bass guitar. The 
album title again was a bit eerie and the cover showed an Osbourne 
sitting in a chair with two girls (looking possessed) and one screaming 
at him. Zakk, who had heard Ozzy on Howard Stern mention that he was 
looking for a new guitar player, didn't think he had a chance. It was 
not until later when a rock photographer mentioned he would be happy to 
pass along a tape of Zakk's music, did he then get the audition and the 
subsequent part. 

On August 12 and 13th of 1989, Ozzy played the Moscow Music Peace 
Festival. This show featured acts like Bon Jovi, Scorpions and Motley 
Crue. The other bands were basically small club bands but of course Ozzy 
was a world-wide name and the crowd just went crazy when it was his turn 
to play.

In March of 1990, Geezer would join Ozzy in releasing a live album 
titled "Just Say Ozzy". This would contain some of the No Rest for the 
Wicked and Black Sabbath material combined. Nothing to write home about.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.9 No More Beers
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"A lot of my drinking friends died in their 40's-heart attacks, one
guy's liver exploded. There but for the grace of God go I. Their
must be a guiding star over me" [Ozzy 1996]

The year 1991 would mark the beginning of big changes in Ozzy's life. 
Ozzy gave sobriety another try, and came out victorious. It was a 
combination of domestic situations, hangovers, and many personal reasons 
which made him want to try again. He had wanted to quit drinking every 
day but was unable to because he'd be feeling too bad from the day 
before. He had been to many treatment centers (including multiple stays 
at Betty Ford) before. This time he just woke up one day and decided 
that enough was enough. Since successfully quitting, he has not had a 
drink to this day! Now that he wasn't drinking, Ozzy took his health one 
step further. He bought a Lifecycle (which he uses at least 90 minutes a 
day), starting dieting (he now avoids eating red meat) and working out. 
The result was a better looking Ozzy, both in physical aspects and his 
on stage performance. He would also begin to see life in a different 
light, enjoying life's moments that he had previously ignored because of 
being constantly drunk.

There would be another change, this time in his musical direction. Ozzy 
has said he used to write songs based on what he thought his fans would 
like to hear. The album titles were dark. He had never written or 
recorded an album sober before. During this alcohol free period he 
recorded his next album, "No More Tears", which would be a change from 
his previous dark album titles.

No More Tears was originally going to be titled "Say Hello To
Heaven" which would be an accurate portrayal of the cover. The cover 
showed a tame looking Ozzy with wings, in a cloudy serene background. 
The music itself was a pleasant mix of soft ballads like "Mama I'm 
Coming Home" (one even your mother would enjoy), to hard rocking songs 
like "Hellraiser". It is of interest to note that Lemmy of Motorhead 
helped Ozzy write the lyrics to some of the songs (or in the case of 
Mama, he wrote all the lyrics). The song "Road to Nowhere" would 
describe his life in general, while "Mr. Tinkertrain" would talk about 
child molestation issues. Being written in the first person, critics now 
claimed Ozzy was promoting child molestation. 

Ozzy would also win a Grammy award for the song, "I Don't Want to Change 
the World". This would also be a first in that it was the first album 
they made demos of, thus deciding on which songs to keep and which ones 
to make changes to. Samples of the untouched, original songs are 
available on bootlegs as well.

Ozzy surprised everyone by calling the tour, "No More Tours". In 
interviews he said that he was tired of touring and he wanted to spend 
more time with his family. He was also suffering bouts of illnesses, 
canceling shows, and other injuries. The pressures of touring got to him 
and he embarked on what was to be his "final tour". The band now 
consisted of Zakk on guitar, Randy Castillo on drums and Mike Inez on 
bass. During these final tours, some shows were taped and used in an 
upcoming commercial video and audio compilation, "Live and Loud" which 
was a double album. The CD package also included two stick-on tattoos. 
There was much speculation about whether or not this would be the final 
tour, or perhaps it was a ploy to get more money.

On November 15 of 1992, Ozzy played at Costa Mesa, California. This was 
one of the two nightly shows that would be the last in his tour. Sharon 
and Ozzy decided it would be cool to invite the other members of Black 
Sabbath for a reunion since this would be the end of it all. All of the 
members of Black Sabbath agreed, but Ronnie Dio did not. After playing 
his songs, the members of Black Sabbath came out and joined Ozzy in 
playing four songs: Black Sabbath, Fairies Wear Boots, Iron Man and of 
course, Paranoid. 

The video release of this final show only contains the Black Sabbath 
song though. How did the audience react at seeing the original Sabbath 
members back together since 1978? They went totally crazy of course. At 
the end of the show a fireworks sparkler display went off which 
proclaimed, "I'll Be Back". The purpose of having a final show and then 
saying you'll be back is beyond me. Being his final tour, sales were 
high and other artists turned out to see the madman before he retired, 
including Vince Neil, Rod Stewart and Nicholas Cage.

When it was all over, so was Ozzy's lifetime of performing. Or so he 
wanted us to think.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.10 Ozzmosis
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

In 1993, Ozzy was officially retired. His fans had the 'Live and Loud'
video and double CD to remind them of his final days. Ozzy went home and 
did what he longed to do, be a father. He spent time playing with his 
children and wife. He also bought various toys to pass time: 
motorcycles, guns, and night vision goggles (to see animals running at 
night). It would not be too long before he longed for his old lifestyle 
and after a few weeks of being retired, Ozzy wanted to get another band 
and start touring all over again.

His fans soon began hearing rumors of an upcoming Ozzy album, what would 
it be called? The latest gossip was "X-Ray" as a working title. There 
were also disgruntled fans who were angry (and rightly so) that they had 
been taken in by another lie. [While I am a huge fan of Ozzy's, I am not 
going to only portray the good sides of him, this is after all a 
biography and it is part of the story]. Rumors also persisted that Steve 
Vai would be playing on the new album.

It was not until almost two years later that the rumors became facts. 
Yes, Ozzy was coming back with a new album. Yes, there would be a tour 
to support it. The album would be called "Ozzmosis". 

Ozzmosis was released on September 1995.

Ozzmosis is defined as "the diffusion of fluids through a membrane" :) 
Geezer Butler, his old Sabbath friend would also be on the album and 
tour. The band recorded the album in Paris, and was produced by Michael 
Beinhorn. Since Zakk was busy with his own project, Pride and Glory, it 
was arranged that Steve Vai would be contributing to the album. The 
songs would be split so that both Zakk and Vai would appear on the 
album. Because of the record company once again interfering
with plans, only Zakk's material made it to the final product. However 
Steve Vai DID play the guitar on My Little Man. "Perry Mason", was 
released as a single earlier on and received radio play.

All that remained after the album's debut was to begin touring...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.11 Why did Zakk leave Ozzy?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ozzy would name his Ozzmosis tour, "Retirement Sucks" in an obvious
statement about his feelings towards his short lived retirement. It was 
now time to begin touring. Zakk was talking about playing with Guns and 
Roses so Ozzy decided to audition new guitarists, thinking Zakk would 
not be around for the tour. Zakk's manager, Doug Goldstein, called 
Sharon and told her that Zakk would be available. He later phoned to say 
that Zakk was still negotiating for the gig with Guns and Roses. Ozzy 
did not know what Zakk was planning to do because he was negotiating 
with both groups, and so asked Zakk to let him know what his plans were. 
When Zakk did not return the phone call as promised, Ozzy decided enough 
was enough and found a new player. Ozzy and Zakk are still on good terms 
however.

Remember Joe Holmes, the kid who took guitar lessons from Randy? The 31
year old guitar player who hailed from New Jersey, would soon play a 
part in Ozzy's life. Joe had previously played with David Lee Roth for 
his 1988 tour and was currently working on his own band, "Tariff", when 
Dean Castronovo (Oz's drummer) phoned Joe to let him know they were 
seeking a guitar player. Joe went down to Audible in Los Angeles and 
played three Ozzy classics. He did not mention that he had once took 
lessons from Randy because he thought this might jeopardize his chances. 
He succeeded though and got the part. Unfortunately Joe is not heard on 
the Ozzmosis album but he will be on the next one. So Joe Holmes as 
Ozzy's new guitar player and Geezer Butler on bass began the Retirement 
Sucks tour. Halfway through the tour, Geezer left due to being homesick 
for his family and Mike Inez took his place.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.11b Ozzfest
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Later on, in yet another shrewd marketing attempt, Ozzy and Sharon came 
up with the 'Ozz-Fest'. The festival which would start September 14, 
1996 would be of a different theme. At this event one could get a tattoo 
done, body piercing or have your fortune read by a psychic. Ozz-fest 
featured the following hard rock groups: Danzig, Sepultura, Prong, 
Slayer, Biohazard, Fear Factory, Neurosis, King Norris, Earth Crisis, 
Powerman 5000, Coal Chamber, and Cellophane.

Ozzfest prices are insane. $3 for a bottle of water, $4 for a hot dog. 
Sharon is taking it all to the bank.

Towards November 1996, Ozzy played his last show of the tour in Hawaii. 
His plans now were to go back to the studio to release a 'Greatest Hits' 
package (early 1997) which will have his older songs and three new ones. 
One of them would be a song called "Back on Earth" which was co-written 
with Steve Vai.

Timeline continued in [2.14]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.12 Of Priests and Devils
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Years ago a particular news snippet caught my attention. It was a news 
clip about a religious group who were burning records. It showed 
children and adults throwing record albums into a bonfire. A priest told 
the interviewer, "One of the albums we're going to be burning tonight is 
Ozzy Osbourne's Speak of the Devil". The album cover shows Ozzy sitting 
in a chair, or throne, with his mouth open and drooling what is supposed 
to be blood (but looks more like strawberry jam). At Ozzy Osbourne 
concerts, religious believers have been known to hand out pamphlets to 
concert-goers.

Religious leaders have condemned Ozzy for being a Satanist and devil
worshipper. Ozzy's shows are boycotted and he is banned from playing
certain cities. Is any of the hype true, and as a parent should you be
concerned if your child is listening to Ozzy Osbourne? To start, Ozzy 
has had a record of macabre album titles: Diary of a Madman, Speak of 
the Devil, No Rest for the Wicked and The Ultimate Sin. However the old 
saying, "you can't judge a book by its cover" certainly comes into play 
here. As a priest, an album called 'Speak of the Devil' and showing a 
man spewing blood would certainly be cause for alarm. But if you take a 
closer look at the album and listen to the songs, it becomes another 
story. Speak of the Devil is simply a live album boasting some of the 
earlier Black Sabbath material. There is absolutely no reference AT ALL 
to Satan. The closest Ozzy comes on that album or most any other of his 
albums to evil, are songs such as 'Snowblind' and 'Sweet Leaf' which 
talk about drug usage. You can pull out all of Ozzy's albums, glance at 
the cover pictures and album titles and dismiss him as a devil 
worshipper in a heavy metal band. However we live in a world where 
people are free to make their own minds up about what they believe. I 
fail to see anywhere in Ozzy's career any truth to the Satanic rumors. I 
am a fan of Ozzy's and it is true I might be somewhat biased towards 
him, but I can reassure you I have never seen anything, WHATSOEVER, that 
leads me to believe Ozzy has any relationship with the devil. Fans of 
his may laugh at this but there are obviously people out there who 
seriously believe otherwise.

So why then has this man been accused so often of being associated with
evil? To explain this would be beyond my abilities. I can however tell 
you that his album covers may play a part. The fact that people have 
claimed to have heard backwards messages in his music may also play a 
part. The suicide deaths of teenagers listening to Ozzy's music also go 
hand in hand with the allegations of backwards messages. The fact he was 
once lead singer for a band called Black Sabbath also may play a part. I 
really can't tell you why people claim this. True, he is a singer in a 
band which is considered heavy metal. This does not make him an evil 
person. In all fairness, he has lived a life of drug and alcohol abuse 
and done some very stupid things which people will always remember him 
for. Overlooking the stupid stunts he has done, I don't find any 
evidence of his being an evil person.

If you are a parent, should you be concerned if Jimmy brings home an 
Ozzy Osbourne album? Well, to answer that you need to look at a few 
outside factors. Is the kid level headed and are the lines of 
communication open with your child? If the child has serious problems, 
perhaps listening to his "Suicide Solution" would be a mistake. It is 
very easy to misconstrue the lyrics and it just might play a part in 
your son's decision. If your child is planning suicide, there are 
obviously more serious problems than that of an Ozzy album. I don't wish 
to spread panic, there is no need to really go and censor all of his 
albums. The fact is that if given the right circumstances, any medium 
could lead someone to believe suicide is ok. If you trust your child's 
judgement and believe him to be level headed, I don't see any real 
problems. Mind you I am NOT an expert, nor do I pretend to be. I am 
simply someone who grew up listening to Ozzy's music. Maybe you should 
sit down with the lyrics to the song and explain that it was the
death of the singer for AC/DC which prompted the song, and the lyrics
pertain to alcohol solution not answer-to-your-problem-solution. I 
figure it like this: If Jimmy is thinking of committing suicide, I think 
listening to an Ozzy album would be the same as watching a TV program or 
reading a paper on the same subject. If the child sees other teens 
talking about wanting to commit, how they tried to, or how life is not 
worth living, perhaps that media attention on the topic would affect his 
decision just as much.

Up till now I have been talking mainly of suicide, this is because music 
could play a crucial weight in a child's decision. However a song about 
suicide is irrelevant to the topic of this chapter. I merely wanted to 
address the question or whether it is okay to listen to Ozzy. SURE! I 
never sacrificed any cats, nor did I try to kill myself. I did not go 
out on a full moon and try to eat a dog either, maybe if I was 
sleepwalking but not that I can remember. :)
 
So why then does the religious faith attack this man? I sincerely do not 
know. I really don't. Perhaps it has to do with the last chapter. Maybe 
when our children turn to drugs and alcohol and kills animals, it must 
be heavy metal's fault. There has been a long waged war against metal. I 
think statistically you will find that a lot of troubled teenagers and 
drug abusers listen to heavy metal but I would not blame that music 
category for it.  As Ozzy once said, "I'm sure people smoke pot at a 
Stevie Wonder concert". Let us now talk about some of the religious 
people who have attacked Osbourne for being in league with the devil. 

Cardinal O'Connor
--------------------
This man accused Ozzy of being the devil and told people that exorcisms
were real and that Oz's music was spreading the devil's word. 'A Current 
Affair' also did a telephone survey in which the majority of callers 
said that they felt heavy metal music was killing their kids.

Jimmy Swaggart
---------------------
Another television evangelist. The man makes his bread and butter by 
selling God. The morals of this are not mine to determine. Jimmy also 
put down Ozzy. Jim was later found coming out of a hotel room with a 
prostitute. He was later shown on television crying to God and asking 
for forgiveness. I don't wish to put him down for his repenting, but the 
fact he put down someone else and committed his own sins is hypocrisy. 
The fact is he is a human being with human urges and he can't deny that. 
Ozzy made a song and video called "Miracle Man" in which he talks about 
Jimmy and his critical views.

Oral Roberts
------------------
Another evangelist who has put down Ozzy. This is the same man who 
claimed if he did not get 7 million dollars by a certain time, God would 
be calling him back home. To me, this seems a very obvious
and pathetic attempt at milking the public. Ozzy makes his money through 
hard work, not pretending he will soon die.

None of these people offered to help Ozzy in his time of depression and
substance abuse. Though Ozzy did send Oral Roberts a single dollar for 
"his psychiatric bill".


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.13 Will there ever be a reunion?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

It depends on what kind of reunion you want to know about. The
possibility of Ozzy and the three Sabs reuniting as a permanent
group is nill. It just won't happen. A partial reunion for the sake of
fans (or should I say $F$A$N$S$) is probable.

What you may not know is that during the time Ozzy was playing his last
show in Costa Mesa with his old Sabbath buddies, the foursome had 
already been talking for nearly a year about a reunion. It was 
originally going to be a two month tour and an album (a Sabbath-head's 
dream come true). As time progressed though, Ozzy grew uncomfortable 
about doing the reunion. Problems began arising... the four original 
members now had their own managers, lawyers, and record companies. Each 
person's manager wanted to be the one in charge of the project which 
would result in a fortune. The Sabs just wanted to do the show. Ozzy has 
since gone on to say that he might have done a reunion if they had 
scrapped the name Black Sabbath at the time when the original members 
left. As it stands, Black Sabbath has had members leave, come back and 
then leave again. There have been numerous changes in the members of the 
band involving outside players. Ozzy felt that the name Black Sabbath no 
longer represented what it once did. This chapter deals
with the idea of Black Sabbath reunited for good. In fact, Black Sabbath 
and Ozzy HAVE reunited for concerts, but both remain two separate bands.

Since the Costa Mesa show, Ozzy has agreed to reunite with Sabbath for
a small tour. This coincided with a live album which was released
October 31, 1998. This will not be a permanent reunion, however the
band is touring North America in 1999.

As of 2005, Black Sabbath did get together to write some material. Bill 
Ward has the tapes of these sessions. Ozzy hasnıt ruled out the 
possibility of a reunion but so far Ozzfest remains the only chance to 
see the four original members on the same stage.

Tony Iommi had this to say on the subject:
The band has come up with about six songs, none of which have been 
formally recorded. "The tracks were good; actually, I thought, very 
good," he said. "But we didn't get as far as actually recording them; we 
demoed them.

Black Sabbath has reunited:

In 1985, the original members of Black Sabbath 
(Iommi/Butler/Osbourne/Ward) reunited for the Live Aid benefit concert. 
They played three songs.

In 1992, the 1980-1982 version of Black Sabbath 
(Iommi/Butler/Dio/Appice) reunited and toured for the album Dehumanizer.

In 1992, the original members of Black Sabbath played three songs after 
one of Ozzy Osbourne's "retirement" concerts in Costa Mesa, California.

In 1995, the 1989-1991 version of the band 
(Iommi/Powell/Martin/Murray/Nicholls) reunited for the album and tour 
for Forbidden.

In 1997-98, the original members of Black Sabbath reunited, toured and 
released Reunion.

In 1999, 2001, 2004 and 2005 the original Black Sabbath reunited and 
toured on Osbourne's Ozzfest. 

Ozzyıs management denies any new album will be released. Tony seems to 
think there will be. Ozzy has said there might be. Apparently there is, 
isnıt or might be ­ depending on whom you ask.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
2.14 After Ozzmosis (Ozzfest)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"For all the money we have, the way we live, the cars we drive, the 
first-class travel we take...I would gladly give it all up just to be 
simple old Ozzy again." Š Ozzy

Ozz Records
===========

Ozzy and Sharon started their own record label, Ozz Records in 1996.
The first release under the label was "The Ozz Fest - Live".
The company began as an idea that they could be more personal and fun 
than the large corporate labels.

They began building a studio in London.

The record label was eventually abandoned because Ozzfest was a full 
time effort.


1995-1996
========

After the release of Ozzmosis in 1995, Ozzy was ready to return to the 
music scene after his hiatus. Sharon, his wife and manager had tried
unsuccessfully to have Ozzy become an addition to Lollapolooza. She was 
turned down, because Lollapolooza organizers felt Ozzy was old and not 
quite the fresh face they were seeking. So in a moment of anger she 
decided she'd simply start her own. It would be called Ozzfest.

After ironing out the details, a trial run of The Ozzfest debuted in 
1996 with the following bands: Ozzy Osbourne (headliner), Danzig, 
Slayer, Sepultura, Prong, Biohazard and Fear Factory. They did two gigs 
in October 1996 which were a large success."The Ozzfest Live" was 
recorded October 26th during this trial run.

One of the appealing aspects of Ozzfest is that in addition to the main
stage, there was also a smaller stage for lesser known bands. Sharon 
allowed up and coming talent to make a name for themselves including 
such bands as Coal Chamber, Powerman 5000 and Celophane.


1997
=====

1997 saw the full blown Ozzfest festival begin May 24th. The 1996 trial 
run having showed a definite interest. It featured Black Sabbath 
(headliner), Marilyn Manson, Pantera, Type O Negative, Fear Factory, 
Machine Head and Powerman 5000 on the main stage. The second stage 
featured Downset, Neurosis, Slo Burn, Coal Chamber, Drain STH and Vision 
of Disorder. Bill Ward complained to the media that we wasn't asked to 
appear on behalf of Black Sabbath.

Sharon's response:
"Bill was not asked to play on this bill due to inter-personal business
conflicts between himself, me and Ozzy. It is a private issue that we 
have kept private out of respect to Bill. If Bill doesn't understand 
that we are only trying to protect him, we will announce the reason why 
he wasn't asked to do this tour."

The festival was a carnival of sorts where a person could also get 
tattoos or piercings done. The largest complaint about the Ozzfest are 
the prices. Vendors gouge customers because no outside food is allowed. 
Bottled water for $2 or $15 for fish and chips and a drink.

Ozzy and Manson filed suit against New Jersey Sports and Exhibition 
Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. They refused to put Ozzfest 
tickets on sale unless Marilyn Manson was taken off the bill. In May, 
the Meadowlands decided to allow tickets to sell and was considered 
appealing a judge's decision. 

Fans are able to purchase bottled water "Blessed" by Ozzy himself for 
the mere price of $2.75 each.

Ozzy's voice seemed to give out at the Ozzfest gig in the New Jersey
Meadowlands, so he cancelled his show for the Polaris Amphitheater in 
Columbus, Ohio on June 17th. Understanding and compassionate fans 
uprooted trees, overturned a car, lit fires and tore down fencing. 23 
fans were arrested. Ozzy would make up for the cancellation on July 1st.

The Ozzfest grossed around $600,000 per show. (Ed: Probably from all of 
the food sales). With the Ozzfest tour over for 1997, Ozzy and Sharon 
released "The Ozzman Cometh" which featured some of his greatest hits 
and the release of some "basement tapes" Ozzy had found while cleaning 
house. They included rare versions of "War Pigs," "Black Sabbath," 
"Fairies Wear Boots," and "Behind the Wall of Sleep".

Ozzfest beat out Lollapolooza for gross profits, ironic since 
Lollapolooza refused to have Ozzy as part of their tour.

Having seen Black Sabbath and Ozzy playing on tour, fans were wondering
about the possibility of a studio album. The last album recorded with 
all four original members of Black Sabbath was in 1978. On December 4th 
and 5th the original members of Black Sabbath reunited to play at the 
NEC in their hometown of Birmingham, England. The shows were recorded 
for possible release in the future. The band announced they would be 
returning to the studio to record new material!

1998
=====

As 1998 began, Ozzfest 1998 was announced. The bands would include
Tool, Megadeth, Limp Bizkit, Soulfly, Coal Chamber, Sevendust, Two, the
Melvins, Incubus, Snot, Ultraspank, Kilgore, System of a Down, and 
Monster Machine.

The original Sabbath members were rehearsing in Wales for the upcoming 
tour when Bill Ward suffered a mild heart attack. Bill would not be on 
the European tour but might be able to play for the American tour. Vinny 
Appice takes his place.

The shows recorded at the NEC are to be released as a live album along 
with the new studio songs,  "Psycho Man" and "Selling My Soul." (Ed: I 
found these to be a little disappointing). The album is simply entitled 
"Reunion". Reunion was released on September 20th, 1998. I received a 
copy autpgraphed by all four members. The tour would back up the Reunion 
album release and finish in May 1999.

On December 31, 1998 New Years Eve, Black Sabbath began their American 
tour in Arizona. 

Ozzy had this to say:
"There was the four of us who started off way back in '68. We had an 
idea which shook the world I suppose. Without any one of us, it's not 
Black Sabbath. The drummers we used were adequate drummers, but there's 
only one Bill Ward you know, there's only one Tony Iommi, there's only 
one Geezer Butler, and there's only one me. The chemistry is just 
incredible. When we did the live album at the N.E.C., the chemistry was 
just like we never separated. It was a pretty amazing, magic show."

Around this time, Ozzy quit smoking which was not an easy task.

1999
====

With Ozzy still on the road on the Sabbath tour, Sharon Osbourne 
Management and SFX Entertainment. announced that Ozzfest would be 
renewed for 5 more years. When Ozzy is finished touring, he agrees to 
record "Shock the Monkey" with Coal Chamber. This would be put off for a 
while due to Ozzy falling ill. It would eventually be released on 
"Chamber Music".

Reunions and re-releasing the same old music over and over, there was 
still one nagging question. When would Ozzy release his next album? 
After all it had been 4 years. Ozzy announces when the 1999 Ozzfest is 
finished, he will head back into the studio to work on a new album for 
the year 2000.

Ozzy and Black Sabbath marked the end of their first tour with the 
original members at the same venue where they started their reunion in 
December 1997 (Birmingham). December 21 and 22 are the dates. The show 
was listed as the ³last ever² reunion. Do you ever get the feeling 
youıre being lied to just to suck your wallet dry?

Ozzfest 1999 grossed 19 million (that's $19,000,000) in 1999. More sales 
of bottled water possibly? :)

2000
====

Ozzfest 2000 kicked off on July 2nd including acts such as Pantera, 
Incubus, Godsmack, Methods of Mayhem, P.O.D., Static-X, Queens of the 
Stone Age and Ozzy. It began on July 2 in Palm Beach, Florida and 
concluded on Sept. 2 in San Bernardino, Calif.

Management touted this as Ozzy's final Ozzfest (sort of reminds you of 
the No More Tours). Ozzy would go on to say, "Never say never. I keep 
saying to my wife, 'It's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger and I 
want to do other things.' I'm the kind of the guy where, when I'm out 
there, I want to be home, and when I'm home, I want to be out there. I'm 
never happy wherever I am, so all I know is I don't know."

Black Sabbath won a Grammy Award for Metal Performance on their 
³Reunion² album. Bill Ward received the award however the presentation 
was not aired.

Coal Chamber fired Sharon as their manager in 2000. Ozzy tries to quit 
smoking. He is also tested to determine if he has Parkinsonıs disease.

Rumors indicate that the new Ozzy album will be titled ³INFERNO². Ozzy 
will begin work on it in September after the Ozzfest tour wraps up.


2001
====

On April 10th, Ozzy's mother passed away from diabetes and kidney 
problems. He was able to see her about a week before she passed away but 
didn't attend the funeral.

Ozzy also ventured out into the PC game market. Ozzy lent his voice and
Likeness for "Black Skies", in which players assume the role of the Ozzy 
himself.
 
A date of October 16 is announced for Ozzy's new studio album, 2000 
having seen no album as previously thought. By April he has written nine 
songs and there are plans to complete nine more before Ozzy heads back 
on the road for Ozzfest.

On August 25th, "Gets Me Through" is the first single for Ozzy's album 
and was released to radio stations. The album's title will be "Down to 
Earth". The cover shows an actual x-ray of Ozzy. "They X-rayed me for 
like three hours, the guy  kept saying, 'It's going to be fine, Ozzy.' I 
thought I was going to come out of there glowing.  It was very
frightening.", Ozzy said.

The album is released in October as DOWN TO EARTH. It was produced by 
Tim Palmer, with guest appearances by drummer Mike Bordin, bassist 
Robert Trujillo and guitarist Zakk Wylde. The album goes gold (500,000 
sales) shortly afterwards.

A short tour was announced under the name of "Black Christmas" but was
changed to "Merry Mayhem" after the terrorist attacks of September 11th. 
The two month tour beginning Halloween, featured Rob Zombie, Mudvayne, 
Soil and OneSideZero.

Proceeds from "Ozz Bless America" merchandise sold throughout the Merry 
Mayhem tour was donated to the families of firefighters and police 
affected by the World Trade Center. Merry Mayhem wrapped up New Years 
Eve. 

On November 9th, Ozzy suffered a stress fracture and had to reschedule 
10 dates on his Merry Mayhem tour, when he slipped stepping out of the 
shower before his Tucson, Arizona show. Ozzy continued to tour for a 
week before seeing a doctor when the pain continued to increase.

Rob Zombie used the time off to focus on directing two new videos, his 
own "Never Gonna Stop" and Ozzy's "Dreamer". 

All four original Sabbath members begin working on a possible studio 
album during early 2001. Five songs have been written so far including 
one titled SCARY DREAMS. In October, Ozzy says that there it isnıt 
likely that they will release an album after all.

Towards the end of 2001, it is revealed that Black Skies, the video 
game, will not be released because the company has gone bankrupt.

Ozzy has a benefit concert at the Meadowlands in New Jersey on December 
23rd. The money goes to the World Trade Center victims.

An album with various artists from Ozzfest is released in August 2001 
titled ³The Second Millenium². It includes Black Sabbathıs The Wizard, 
Marilyn Manson, Slipknot and Black Label Society.

----------------------------------------------------------------------- 
[2.15] The Osbournes
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

"The Osbournes" portrays Ozzy as a "blithering idiot. (Ted Nugent)

2002
====

Note: On March 27th, Ozzy's former drummer Randy Castillo died at age 51 
from cancer.

Ozzy's wife, ever the shrewd marketer, took her husband's fame to new
heights. With MTV at her side, she set about to create a reality based 
television show called The Osbournes. This would be an unscripted real 
life look at what life in the Osbourne household was like. While MTV 
asked it be real, and the family maintained it was 100% unscripted, the 
family also admitted later that parts of it were made just for 
television. Everywhere they went, a camera followed. Viewers saw Ozzy 
taking out the garbage, fights with neighbours, dogs defecating on the 
rugs time and time again and plenty of fighting.

When the show premiered on March 5th, critics were giving it mixed 
reviews. Some felt it was nothing more than an explecitive laced attempt 
to cash in on Ozzy's name. Others felt it was a sad view of family 
values and morals. Sharon, of course, would not apoligize for putting 
such a show on the air however one must wonder just what sort of values 
are expressed telling your siblings and parents to "f*** off" or calling 
your wife a "C**t". While the Osbournes are a "family", there doesn't 
seem to be much respect for one another.

Take for example Ozzy pleading with his wife not to bring home any cats. 
Sharon agreed with Ozzy but then went out and purchased cats regardless. 
Then viewers saw Ozzy angry at his wife for booking him back to back 
nights for concerts and Ozzy was furious because it was draining for 
him. (Ed: It's my personal belief that Sharon doesn't respect Ozzy's 
wishes on anything, but exploits him to the fullest.)

Yet fans and parents alike were able to relate to Ozzy and his family. 
We saw Ozzy go to lengths to caution his children to practice safe sex. 
"Please don't get drunk or do drugs tonight, and if you have sex, use 
condoms" says Ozzy to his daughter.

Viewers were able to relate to their child coming home with their first
Tattoo (and looking at Ozzy, what can you say). There was Ozzy's total 
confusion over being unable to operate the satellite dish remote, when 
his son Jack was more than capable of doing so.

The show has made Ozzy Osbourne a household name and earned him many 
fans. Those who didn't know who Ozzy was before the show surely know 
now. The ratings were an average of 6 million viewers a week. It's been 
an enormous success for MTV.

Music fans adored the show. Parents probably found they could relate to 
Ozzy and parenthood and there were surely the curious. There must be 
many people out there who expected to tune in to find a raving madmad 
killing animals. Instead they found a stuttering man who undoes his 
pants to warm himself by a bonfire.

The Osbournes is not exactly a family show. It's continually filled with 
the bleeping where someone has used the "f-word" (59 bleeps in the first 
half hour). Some stations air it uncensored, but if you do have the 
censored version it gets hard to follow the conversation at times for 
there are so many bleeps. There are also some diehard fans
who feel the show has made Ozzy look like a bumbling idiot. There does 
seem to be two Ozzy Osbournes: The crazy madman on stage, and the 
puttering stuttering father/husband cleaning up after his wife's dogs.

Regardless of your like or contempt for the show, what the show has done 
is made household names out of each of the Osbournes. Aimee, the 
smartest of the children opted not to be included in the show. For Jack 
and Kelly, Sharon and Ozzy, they've become people we can identify with. 
The children receive recognition on the street and have appeared on 
television talk shows. Sharon has done a wonderful job of making her 
family household names.

The attention can sometimes be too much. Sharon has flip flopped on her
feelings for the show. She has stated she wishes she had never done the 
show but then decided to go ahead with another season. Tourists are 
flocking to the house in droves. The family has little privacy. They've 
also considered taking the show overseas to their English home for some 
privacy.

The first season earned them $200,000. The second season has been  
reported to have been renewed at $20 million.

Bill Cosby had this to say on the show:

"First of all, all of you (media) need to stop with this Ozzy Osbourne. 
This is a sad, sad family. It is a sad case. The children are sad and 
the parents are sad. And this is not entertainment," he told Access 
Hollywood. He said the show was the sort of comedy that reminds people 
of the sort of activity they do not want in their own lives. Even so, 
millions of viewers tune in to watch them weekly. They were featured in 
an ad for Pepsi Twist in front of an estimated 100 million viewers for 
the January 26th Superbowl.

Ozzy was also invited to the White House for dinner with The President.
Naturally internet users are flooding the Ozzy newsgroup after having 
watched The Osbournes. Where fans used be able to discuss touring, 
rarities and Ozzy, now they're contending with critics and young people 
posting to the Internet newsgroups.

Once the television show was firmly in place and everybody knew who the
Osbourne family was, they released "The Osbourne Family Album". The 
Osbourne Family Album is a compilation of favourite songs from each 
member of the family. The listing is as follows:

Pat Boone - "Crazy Train"
Ozzy Osbourne - "Dreamer"
The Kinks - "You Really Got Me"
System of a Down - "Snowblind"
John Lennon - "Imagine"
The Cars - "Drive"
Starsailor - "Good Souls"
Dillusion - "Mirror Image"
Eric Clapton - "Wonderful Tonight"
Ozzy Osbourne - "Mama, I'm Coming Home"
Ozzy Osbourne - "Crazy Train"
Chevelle - "Family System".

It also featured Kelly Osbournes debut with her version of Madonna's 
"Papa Don't Preach". She recorded the song with Incubus members Mike 
Einziger (guitar) and Jose Pasillas (drums).

Kelly originally asked her sister Aimee if she'd record it, but Aimee
declined. The song was meant to be a theme song for the television 
series.

The Osbourneıs Episode Guide
=============================
101: There Goes the Neighbourhood
102: Bark at the Moon
103: Like Father, Like Daughter
104: Hate Thy Neighbor
105: Tour of Duty
106: Break a Leg
107: On the Road Again
108: A Very Ozzy Christmas
109: No Vagrancy
110: Dinner With Ozzy

201: What Goes Up
202: ...Must Come Down 
203: The Ozz Man and the Sea
204: The Beauty And The Bert
205: Smells Like Teen Spirits
206: Meow Means No! 
207: Cleanliness is Next To Ozzyness
208: It's a Hard Knock Life
209: Viva Ozz-Vegas
211: What a Boy Wants!
212: Flea's a Crowd
213: Run Ozzy Run
214: Fists of Fury
215: Moma I'm Stayin' Home
216: Tennis Racket
217: A Little Ditty 'Bout Jack and Brienann
218: Angler Management
219: Bye Bye Babies
220: Ozz Well That Ends Well

301: The Show Must Go Oz
302: Car Jacked
303: Rebel Without an Oz
304: Return of the Ring
305: The Accidental Tourist
306: The English Patient
307: The Scent of a Woman
308: Pain in the Neck
309: Ozzy Knows Best
310: Valentine Daze
311: Sleepless in Beverly... 
312: Have Ozz Will Travel
313: Hawaii Five Ozz
314: Kelly Interrrupted
315: 28 Days Later
316: Charity Case
317: Number One Fan
318: Lozt in Translation
319: The Show Must Go Off!
320: A Farewell to Ozz

Re-releases
===========

Another collection of rehashed music. ³Expanded Editions² of Blizzard of 
Ozz, Diary of a Madman, Tribute and No More Tears are released in March. 
They include additional photos and rare tracks.

Louis
=====

Ozzyıs son from his first marriage, Louis make his American debut in 
March.

Cancer
======

On July 3rd, 2002 Sharon underwent surgery for recently discovered 
cancer. This almost caused Ozzy to begin drinking again. Expect to see 
much of this covered during the second season of The Osbournes. By July, 
the cancer had spread. Ozzy broke down in tears when asked about Sharon 
when interviewed by Barbara Walters.

Sharon began three weeks of chemotherapy beginning July 29th.

"This is definitely the last year, We can't do it anymore.", Sharon told 
Barbara. Even if this is the last year, the money is far from slowing 
down. They've signed a $3 million publishing
deal with Pocket Books. They also have merchandising with the Signature
Network of San Francisco. Expect to see Osbourne sleepwear, watches, 
clothing, dartboards, backpacks, condoms and a voice-activated plush 
bear.

The Osbournes and the company say they've signed up 55 licensees
for more than 300 products and are hoping for retail sales of up to US 
$200 million in 2002.

The reality TV show was named the yearıs outstanding reality program at 
the Creative arts Emmys.

Ozzfest
=======

Ozzfest continued in 2002. It began July 6th and included acts such as 
System of  a Down, P.O.D., Rob Zombie, Lost Prophets, Pulse Ultra, 
Neurotica and Black Label Society. 


2003
====

Ozzfest continued into 2003 from June 23rd to August.

Sharon Osbourne hosted her own talk show in the fall and received $3-5
million.

On July24th, Ozzyıs tour manager Bobby Thomson was found dead in his bed 
at the Townsend Hotel in Detroit. Mr. Thomson had been suffering from 
throat cancer. Ozzy said in a statement."He has been a part of our 
family for 23 years and loved very much. He will be greatly missed by 
all of us. Our sincerest sympathies go out to the Thomson family."

On December 8th, 2003 Ozzy was riding his ATV on his Buckinghamshire, 
England estate. The camera crews were