Message From The Scallop Boat

By Gwar

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Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm doing 20 to life for killing the guy that was humping my wife So I thought I'd write a letter to you Scallop Boat now baby Scallop boat IV coke now baby Funky scallop, funky scallop boat I used to work on a scallop boat I made some money there I used to do the I.V. coke Lost some money there Scallop boat now baby Scallop boat I.V. coke now baby Funky scallop Funky scallop boat Down here in jail I do as I'm able Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here? But there is one thing that I don't understand I thought The South Pole was the home of the band Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond? don't break up man keep it together I love you guys I LOVE YOU GUYS funky funky scallop boat

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