When I was walking on the street
People were staring but they didn't greet
I start thinking what I've done wrong
Looked in a mirror and saw I had no clothes on!
Must be a bad dream it can't be true
You may hope it'll never happen to you (x2)
Her name was Teecha we met in a bar,
she told me here job was being a pornstar.
We went outside and got in my van,
she undressed and I saw she was a man!
Must be a bad dream it can't be true
You may hope it'll never happen to you (x2)
Must be a bad dream it can't be true
You may hope it'll never happen to you (x2)
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