Dating Translations for the Real World

(Genders are switchable in any of these)

  Date Talk                         Translation
--------------------------           ---------------------------------------------

She's got a great               She has looks that could kill grass at
personality                         30 yards

He's really a fun guy           Yes, about as much fun as a funeral

He sorta grows on you           He clings tighter than a vine

She's got the Clean Natural     She never heard of deodorant
Look

He's got Rustic Appeal          He's never heard of bathing

She's got a pretty face         She's fat enough to cause earthquakes
                                             when she walks
                                
He's got a handsome face        He's fat enough to break elevator cables

She's very strong-willed        She could make Aldof Hitler obey her

He's very strong-willed         He goes through women faster than tissue 
                                             paper

She's very free-spirited        She ignores minor rules, like the
                                             direction of traffic on a highway

He's very free-spirited         Thinks it's fun to bungee jump without a
                                            cord

She's very social               She drinks like a fish

He's very social                He never stops talking

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