TERRORISM AWARENESS TRAINING


USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELING IN THE MIDDLE EAST:

1. SHUKRAN LA INO FARGITNI SLEHAK EL RAHEEB.
     "Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun."

2. ANA MABSOOT LA I_IBALL AAZEEMTAK LA I_IAAD AALA EL ARD
        EDIE AALA RASSE, WA MAFSHOUKH.
      "I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
      with my arms above my head and my legs apart."

3. MOOWEFAK BI KIL SHI ILTO AO FAKERTO BE HAYETAK.
      "I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life."

4. KITEER MNEEHA MINAK TESMAHLI IRKAB BEL SANDOUK EL SEYARA.
       "It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk
       of your car."

5. ISA MA TESTAH AIRI, BKHOUN BALDI AALA EL TELEVISION.
       "If you will do me the kindness of not harming by genital appendages I will
       gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public."

6. EL OSBA EL HAMRA, ISA BET REED, MAOWLAI
       "The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency."

7. FATAFEET EL KHIBIZ B'EL MAY TAYBEEN, YESLAMO. FEEK TAA TINI
        EL WAASFE?
       "The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must
       have the recipe."

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