Frank Zappa
Song Lyrics DiscographyClick any song title below to read the full lyrics, print, or email them to a friend:
You Like My New Car
24 views
200 Years Old
87 views
50/50
22 views
A Bunch Of Adventures
19 views
A Different Octave
17 views
A Game Of Cards
87 views
A Great Guy
16 views
A Kayak (On Snow)
16 views
A Little Green Rosetta
29 views
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
17 views
A POUND FOR A BROWN (INSTRUMENTAL)
19 views
A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
41 views
A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
14 views
A Token Of My Extreme
43 views
A Tunnel Into Muck
38 views
A Typical Sound Check
15 views
A Version Of Himself
15 views
A Very Nice Body
16 views
A Vicious Circle
19 views
Absolutely Free
25 views
Advance Romance
95 views
Agency Man
36 views
Alley Cat
37 views
Almost Chinese
16 views
Amen
14 views
America Drinks
33 views
America Drinks & Goes Home
37 views
Amnesia Vivace
53 views
Andy
25 views
Any Downers?
16 views
Any Kind Of Pain
41 views
Anything
17 views
Anyway The Wind Blows
32 views
APPROXIMATE
24 views
Are You Hung Up
25 views
ARE YOU UPSET?
18 views
Artificial Rhonda
19 views
At The Gas Station
46 views
Attack! Attack! Attack!
14 views
Baby Snakes
31 views
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
43 views
Bacon Fat
32 views
Bad Acting
37 views
BAKED-BEAN BOOGIE (INSTRUMENTAL)
44 views
Bamboozled By Love
38 views
Be In My Video
40 views
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen’s Church)
29 views
Beat It With Your Fist
19 views
Beauty Knows No Pain
14 views
Beer Shampoo
15 views
Big Leg Emma
32 views
Billy the mountain
29 views
Bit Of Nostalgia
15 views
Black Napkins
39 views
BLACK NAPKINS (INSTRUMENTAL)
21 views
Bobby Brown
31 views
Bobby Brown Goes Down
17 views
Bored Out 90 Over
16 views
Botulism On The Hoof
14 views
Bow Tie Daddy
17 views
Briefcase Boogie
17 views
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
22 views
BROWN MOSES
18 views
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
40 views
Buffalo Voice
38 views
Bwana Dik
18 views
Call Any Vegetable
32 views
CAMARILLO BRILLO
22 views
Canard Du Jour
16 views
Can’t Afford No Shoes
17 views
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
37 views
CAROLINA HARD-CORE ECSTASY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
29 views
CATHOLIC GIRLS
44 views
Centerville
16 views
Champagne Lecture
20 views
CHARLES IVES (INSTRUMENTALS)
44 views
Charlie’s Enormous Mouth
16 views
Charva
25 views
Cheepnis
31 views
Childish Perversions
16 views
CHOCOLATE HALVAH
51 views
CHURCH CHAT
46 views
City Of Tiny Lites
68 views
CITY OF TINY LITES (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
22 views
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
43 views
Clowns On Velvet
15 views
Cocaine Decisions
14 views
Cold Light Generation
12 views
Concentration Moon
16 views
Concentration Moon, Part One
14 views
Concentration Moon, Part Two
20 views
Conehead
17 views
Cops & Buns
20 views
Cosmik Debris
23 views
CREW SLUT
49 views
Cruising For Burgers
21 views
Cucamonga
18 views
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
21 views
Dance Contest
47 views
Dancing Fool
200 views
Dancin’ Fool
14 views
Dark Water!
37 views
Debra Kadabra
38 views
Dental Hygiene Dilemma
42 views
Deseri
14 views
Dew On The Newts We Got
13 views
Dickie’s Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
19 views
Didja Get Any Onya
41 views
Dinah-Moe Humm
17 views
Diptheria Blues
45 views
Directly From My Heart To You
14 views
Dirty Love
67 views
DISCO BOY
22 views
Divan
18 views
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You
20 views
Dog breath
26 views
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
17 views
Dong Work For Yuda
54 views
Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow
47 views
Don’t Eat There
21 views
Don’t Take Me Down
15 views
Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing
19 views
Doreen
93 views
DOREEN (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
43 views
Drafted Again
35 views
Drop Dead
48 views
Drowning Witch
19 views
Drums Are Too Noisy
18 views
Dumb All Over
17 views
Dummy Up
42 views
Easy Meat
86 views
Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
42 views
Eddie Are You Kidding?
34 views
Eddie, Are You Kidding
22 views
Electric Aunt Jemima
39 views
Elvis Has Just Left The Building
32 views
Envelops The Bath Tub
15 views
Evelyn, A Modified Dog
25 views
Excentrifugal Forz
16 views
F.Z / JCB DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL)
47 views
Father O’Blivion
24 views
Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
53 views
Find Her Finer
39 views
Fine Girl
19 views
Flakes
22 views
Flambay
45 views
FLORENTINE POGEN
17 views
Flower Punk
17 views
Flowing Inside-Out
16 views
Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
19 views
For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-hikers)
38 views
For The Young Sophisticate
34 views
Fountain Of Love
48 views
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
20 views
Galoot Up-Date
24 views
Geneva Farewell
58 views
German Lunch
88 views
Get A Little
38 views
Getting Stewed
19 views
Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder
41 views
Goblin Girl
20 views
God Bless America
13 views
Going For The Money
12 views
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
42 views
Happy Together
20 views
Harder Than Your Husband
18 views
Harry & Rhonda
13 views
Harry, You’re A Beast
21 views
Harry-As-A-Boy
19 views
Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
17 views
He Used To Cut The Grass
42 views
Heavenly Bank Account
19 views
Heavy Duty Judy
20 views
Help, I’m A Rock
43 views
Here Comes The Gear, Lads
47 views
Here Lies Love
77 views
He’s Right
14 views
HE’S SO GAY
21 views
He’s Watching Us
18 views
Hog Heaven
38 views
Holding The Group Back
18 views
Holiday In Berlin
47 views
HONEY DON’T YOU WANT A MAN LIKE ME?
21 views
Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?
18 views
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
41 views
Hot & Putrid
23 views
Hot Poop
19 views
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
17 views
How Could I Be Such A Fool
25 views
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
20 views
How The Pigs’ Music Works
25 views
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
20 views
I Ain’t Got No Heart
21 views
I AM SO CUTE
19 views
I Come From Nowhere
20 views
I Could Be A Star Now
15 views
I Don’t Even Care
37 views
I Don’t Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
25 views
I Don’t Wanna Get Drafted
36 views
I Had A Dream About That
17 views
I Have Been In You
15 views
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
15 views
Ian Underwood Whips It Out
22 views
If Only She Woulda
21 views
If We’d All Been Living In California
58 views
If You’re Not A Professional Actor
39 views
In France
44 views
Inca Roads
15 views
Intro
15 views
Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
14 views
It Can’t Happen Here
16 views
It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal
41 views
It’s A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
50 views
It’s From Kansas
16 views
I’m A Band Leader
20 views
I’m A Beautiful Guy
14 views
I’m Doomed
14 views
I’m Not Satisfied
14 views
I’m So Cute
37 views
I’m Stealing The Towels
41 views
I’m The Slime
21 views
Janet’s Big Dance Number
53 views
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
86 views
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
61 views
JCB AND KANSAS ON THE BUS #1
23 views
JCB AND KANSAS ON THE BUS #2
43 views
Jeff Quits
36 views
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
18 views
Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk
25 views
Jewish Princess
41 views
Jezebel Boy
21 views
Joe’s Garage
81 views
JOHNNY DARLING
42 views
Jones Crusher
45 views
Jumbo, Go Away
16 views
Just One More Time
34 views
Kaiser Rolls
18 views
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
29 views
Kangaroos
15 views
Keep It Greasey
38 views
Keep It Greasy
39 views
Kenny’s Booger Story
45 views
Later That Night
18 views
Latex Solar Beef
15 views
Learning "Penis Dimension"
21 views
Lemme Take You To The Beach
60 views
Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
25 views
LET’S MOVE TO CLEVELAND
19 views
Library Card
19 views
LITTLE GIRL OF MINE
44 views
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
41 views
Little House I Used To Live In
39 views
LITTLE RUBBER GIRL
24 views
Lonely Little Girl
41 views
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
14 views
LONESOME COWBOY NANDO
20 views
Lonesome Electric Turkey
46 views
Lost In A Whirlpool
18 views
Louie Louie
42 views
Love Of My Life
24 views
Love Story
26 views
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
39 views
Luigi & The Wise Guys
16 views
Magdalena
24 views
Magic Fingers
19 views
Man With The Woman Head
20 views
Martin Lickert’s Story
18 views
MARY LOU
23 views
Massaggio Galore
13 views
Master Ringo
16 views
MEOW
41 views
MOGGIO (INSTRUMENTAL)
22 views
Mom & Dad
22 views
MONTANA
22 views
More Trouble Every Day
33 views
Mother People
33 views
Motherly Love
17 views
Mount St. Mary’s Concert Excerpt
18 views
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
42 views
MOZART BALLET / PIANO SONATA IN B FLAT
22 views
Mr. Green Genes
16 views
MS. PINKY
20 views
Mudd Club
44 views
MUFFIN MAN
45 views
Murder By Numbers
16 views
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
79 views
MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
25 views
My Head?
68 views
Mystery Roach
15 views
N-Lite
14 views
Nanook Rubs It
17 views
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
40 views
NO NO CHERRY
23 views
No Not Now
15 views
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
71 views
No, No Cherry
38 views
No. No. No.
18 views
Oh-Umm
16 views
On The Bus
45 views
Our Bizarre Relationship
43 views
OUTSIDE NOW
20 views
Packard Goose
19 views
Panty Rap
37 views
Peaches III
38 views
Penguin In Bondage
44 views
Penis Dimension
41 views
PIANO / DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL)
20 views
Pick Me, I’m Clean
16 views
Planet Of My Dreams
19 views
Planet Of The Baritone Women
18 views
Plastic People
62 views
Playground Psychotics
17 views
Po-Jama People
15 views
Poofter’s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
19 views
Porn Wars
44 views
Pound For A Brown
15 views
Prelude To King Kong
18 views
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
14 views
Progress?
61 views
Prologue
39 views
Promiscuous
37 views
PROTO-MINIMALISM
43 views
Punky’s Whips
40 views
Put A Little Motor In ’Em
22 views
Pygmy Twylyte
19 views
Redneck Eats
46 views
Religious Superstition
16 views
RETURN OF THE HUNCH-BACK DUKE (INSTRUMENTAL)
26 views
Rhymin’ Man
46 views
Right There
66 views
Road Ladies
13 views
Ronnie Sings?
21 views
Ronnie’s Booger Story
38 views
Room Service
38 views
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
31 views
RUN HOME SLOW: MAIN TITLE THEME (INSTRUMENTAL)
21 views
Saliva Can Only Take So Much
15 views
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
56 views
San Ber’dino
22 views
Say Please
39 views
Scrutinizer Postlude
19 views
Scum Bag
40 views
Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
14 views
SEX
40 views
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
43 views
Sharleena
38 views
She Painted Up Her Face
59 views
SHOVE IT RIGHT IN
42 views
Shut Up ’N Play Yer Guitar
44 views
Sleep Dirt
40 views
Sleeping In A Jar
36 views
SMELL MY BEARD
44 views
Society Pages
42 views
Sofa No. 2
40 views
Soft-Sell Conclusion
32 views
Someplace Else Right Now
18 views
Son Of Orange County
42 views
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
59 views
Spider Of Destiny
40 views
St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast
24 views
Status Back Baby
30 views
STEVIE’S SPANKING
27 views
Stick It Out
25 views
STICK TOGETHER
23 views
Stink-Foot
16 views
Strictly Genteel
28 views
Stucco Homes
14 views
Stuff Up The Cracks
42 views
Suicide Chump
38 views
Super Grease
16 views
Switching Girls
23 views
Sy Borg
38 views
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
36 views
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
40 views
Tears Began To Fall
39 views
Teen-Age Prostitute
38 views
TEEN-AGE WIND
41 views
Teenage Wind
48 views
Telephone Conversation
15 views
Tell Me You Love Me
20 views
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
18 views
That Evil Prince
26 views
That Would Be The End Of That
16 views
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
45 views
The Air
16 views
THE BLACK PAGE (INSTRUMENTAL)
44 views
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
50 views
The Blackouts
14 views
The Blue Light
99 views
THE BOOGER MAN
19 views
The Central Scrutinizer
43 views
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
37 views
THE CLOSER YOU ARE
20 views
The Crab-Grass Baby
23 views
The Dangerous Kitchen
19 views
The Dead Girls Of London
93 views
The Dick Kunc Story
59 views
The Downtown Talent Scout
66 views
The Dressing Room
37 views
The Duke Of Prunes
31 views
The Duke Regains His Chops
36 views
THE EVIL PRINCE
22 views
The Finale
20 views
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
56 views
The Girl’s Dream
40 views
The Gumbo Variations
15 views
The Idiot Bastard Son
47 views
THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT
22 views
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
17 views
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
17 views
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
17 views
The Legend Of The Golden Arches
23 views
The Little House I Used To Live In
18 views
THE LITTLE MARCH (INSTRUMENTAL)
48 views
The Living Garbage Truck
42 views
The London Cab Tape
40 views
THE M.O.I. ANTI-SMUT LOYALTY OATH
22 views
The Mammy Nuns
17 views
THE MAN FROM UTOPIA
22 views
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
32 views
The Massive Improve’lence
16 views
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
53 views
The Motel Lobby
16 views
The Motel Room
16 views
The Mud Shark
39 views
The Mud Shark Interview
48 views
The Nancy & Mary Music
19 views
The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
39 views
The Orange County Lumber Truck
35 views
The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
16 views
The Pigs’ Music
14 views
The Poodle Lecture
18 views
The Radio Is Broken
24 views
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
46 views
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
16 views
The Sanzini Brothers
19 views
The Sealed Tuna Bolero
21 views
The Spew King
16 views
The Torture Never Stops
21 views
THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
24 views
The Uncle Meat Variations
18 views
The Untouchables
18 views
The Voice Of Cheese
37 views
The Way I See It, Barry
16 views
The White Boy Troubles
18 views
The Worst Reviews
40 views
The ’Torchum’ Never Stops
42 views
There’s No Lust In Jazz
16 views
They Made Me Eat It
15 views
This Ain’t CNN
44 views
This Is All Wrong
40 views
This Is Neat
12 views
This Is Phaze III
19 views
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
16 views
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
16 views
Tiger Roach
21 views
Time Is Money
18 views
Tinsel Town Rebellion
23 views
TINY SICK TEARS
23 views
Titties & Beer
38 views
Toads Of The Short Forest
41 views
Treacherous Cretins
38 views
Trouble Every Day
49 views
TROUBLE EVERY DAY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
25 views
TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE
42 views
TRYING TO GROW A CHIN
27 views
Tryin’ To Grow A Chin
17 views
Tuna Fish Promenade
22 views
Uncle Bernie’s Farm
34 views
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
43 views
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
16 views
Uncle Remus
42 views
Undaunted, The Band Plays On
16 views
Underground Freak-Out Music
36 views
Valarie
16 views
Valley Girl
42 views
Very Distraughtening
16 views
Village Of The Sun
50 views
Wait A Minute
18 views
Watermelon In Easter Hay
19 views
WE ARE TURNING AGAIN
22 views
We Can Shoot You
41 views
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
39 views
Welcome To The United States
20 views
Well
41 views
We’re Turning Again
41 views
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
17 views
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
52 views
What Kind Of Girl?
21 views
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
16 views
What’s New In Baltimore
80 views
WHAT’S NEW IN BALTIMORE?
42 views
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body
18 views
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
38 views
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
15 views
When The Lie’s So Big
33 views
Where Is Johnny Velvet
66 views
WHERE IS JOHNNY VELVET?
52 views
WHERE’S OUR EQUIPMENT? (INSTRUMENTAL)
23 views
Whippin’ Post
25 views
White Ugliness
15 views
Who Are The Brain Police
17 views
Who Needs The Peace Corps
17 views
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
43 views
Why Don’t You Like Me?
40 views
Why Don’tcha Do Me Right
19 views
Why Don’tcha Do Me Right?
30 views
Why Not?
15 views
Wild Love
17 views
Willie The Pimp
15 views
WILLIE THE PIMP (IN ALBUM YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
41 views
Willie The Pimp Part One
44 views
Wind Up Workin’ In A Gas Station
38 views
Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
14 views
Won Ton On
42 views
Wonderful Tattoo!
43 views
Wonderful Wino
19 views
Would You Go All The Way
17 views
Would You Like A Snack
16 views
Wowie Zowie
17 views
WPLJ
23 views
Ya Hozna
42 views
Yo Cats
46 views
You Are What You Is
14 views
YOU CALL THAT MUSIC? (INSTRUMENTAL)
40 views
You Didn’t Try To Call Me
20 views
You Got Your Armies
16 views
You There, With The Hard On!
13 views
Your Mouth
15 views
You’re Just Insultin’ Me, Aren’t You!
40 views
You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
41 views
Yo’ Mama
15 views
Zomby Woof
41 views
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